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[Voice with Flammable Objects]

Sep 06, 2010 04:32

[Filtered from Kairi and Xion, about 75%]

[There's some coughing, like someone inhaled liquid or something down the wrong tube. Eventually a voice comes through that, still with the occasional cough.]

So does- [cough cough] anyone know how to make cookies and have them... not... catch on fire?

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try something you can actually do, why are you touching the oven, moving?, absolutely no good, wondertwin powers activate!, it's his first time, baked goods for everyone, halp!, not his fault, srs bznz

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[Filtered 75%] oda_hates_me September 6 2010, 09:07:21 UTC

[He doesn't bother bumping the filter yet.]

How the hell did your cookies catch on fire?

[Filtered 75%] valorandwisdom September 6 2010, 09:14:00 UTC

[It doesn't matter really, he just wanted it to be a surprise and... well now it still will be!]

I don't know! I just opened the door and they were burning! With smoke and everything!

[Filtered 75%] oda_hates_me September 6 2010, 09:16:02 UTC

[alsdhfiosf they're goddamn cookies.

But. So long as he doesn't cook like Noel...]

You probably left them in too long. What type of cookies were they?

[Filtered 75%] valorandwisdom September 7 2010, 06:12:02 UTC

[Sora fails at ovens. Kairi doesn't let him touch theirs. She's clearly not around right now.]

They were supposed to be chocolate chip - I mixed it up right and everything!

[Filtered 75%] oda_hates_me September 7 2010, 06:14:44 UTC

Well you did something wrong.

I can come over and take a look if you still need the help.

[Filtered 75%] valorandwisdom September 10 2010, 07:41:58 UTC

Yeah, I know I did something wrong, I just don't wanna do it wrong again! [Meaning he's going to try again. Oh boy Sora.]

...Do you mind? Sorry, I just want this to be a surprise. You know, a good one, not a bad one.

[Filtered 75%] oda_hates_me September 10 2010, 07:46:09 UTC

Oi oi, calm down. I wouldn't be much of a cook if I didn't offer to help. [Especially if they're for Xion. 8| Not that he knows this]

Where do you live? I'm free right now.

[Filtered 75%] valorandwisdom September 10 2010, 09:47:00 UTC

[Yes, the two most important girls in his life need cookies. He just needs them to not be charcoal.]

Building three, and thanks! This is gonna be great!

[Filtered 75%] oda_hates_me September 10 2010, 20:31:33 UTC

[Sora, that optimism. You're gonna give someone cavities.]

On my way there.

... But where in building three? Do the apartments have their own kitchens?

[Filtered 75%] valorandwisdom September 10 2010, 21:03:50 UTC

[You're assuming he hasn't already done so.]

Third floor. Just follow the smoke, it's not all getting out of here like it should.

[Sanji might be able to hear a burst of wind as Sora uses a little magic to herd more of it towards the window.]

[Filtered 75%] oda_hates_me September 10 2010, 21:19:17 UTC

Follow the shitty smoke signals. Got it. [What did he get himself into...

But Sanji does as commanded once he reaches the aforementioned building, and indeed, there's a helpful trail of smoke leading him directly where he needs to be.

He pokes his head into the shared kitchen area]

Oi, kid.

[Filtered 75%] /going to the store to get ingredients for baking, Sanji would be proud valorandwisdom September 10 2010, 21:45:39 UTC

[He got himself into helping someone who's at least really enthusiastic and wants to learn? Could be worse.]

Hi! Thanks for offering to help, I think I almost fixed this.

[The magic didn't help as much as he wanted it to, so now Sora's standing at the window fanning the last of the smoke out with a towel. But he turns and gives Sanji a grin.]

I'm Sora - sorry 'bout dragging you away from whatever you were doing.

[Filtered 75%] fff that's what he likes to hear. 8|b oda_hates_me September 10 2010, 22:18:57 UTC

[Sanji halts his step for a nanosecond of surprise, as pieces click into place.

This is Sora? The object of Riku's jealousy and Xion's... particular circumstances?

... Well then.]

Don't worry about it - I wouldn't have offered if I didn't have the time. [Sanji gives Sora's cause a boost with some filial magic, hurrying the last bits of smoke out the window with gentle wind]

And the name's Sanji.

[Filtered 75%] Cinnamon swirl bread with a dash of nutmeg mmmm~ valorandwisdom September 11 2010, 05:49:07 UTC

[Doesn't look like much, does he? But he's at his best in two places - dealing with people and out on the battlefield. The kitchen is so far away from his usual domain and it shows.]

Oh, you're Xion's friend! Great, that's awesome. [And he's grinning at that, too, because he's genuinely happy that the little sister's making friends on her own and generally having her own life after she was so damn scared about it when she showed up.] Even better, then. Still, thanks for showing up, it's not like you had to or anything.

[Filtered 75%] oh god /grabby hands ;; oda_hates_me September 11 2010, 06:28:09 UTC

[Ah, the mention of his not!daughter don't ask how that works softens him up a lot. He finds himself grinning back]

So Xion-chan's been talking about me? [Or maybe Sora just knows how to pay attention. Either way, he walks into the kitchen proper to survey the, uh, damage]

Let's see... we'll have to start over. What type of cookies were they again? [Regardless of the answer he gets, he's inspecting bowls, checking the fridge, and cleaning up the work area because that's how he rolls]

[ACTION wtf us] /also made fuuuuudge~ valorandwisdom September 11 2010, 06:47:45 UTC

[When it comes to Xion, Sora pays attention. He's very protective of her, with good reason.]

[The place isn't as much of a mess as it could be, since Sora actually took the time while Sanji was walking over to try and clean up somewhat. The burned-up cookies got thrown in a bag for the trash.]

Chocolate chip. I didn't think I could mess those up.

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