[Action with OH GOD MY INBOX]

[valorandwisdom]

[And there's a spiky-headed boy leaning out the door of the general store in confusion.]

Why'd it get so loud all of a sudden?

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[coulda_saved]

[It appears by you. OUT OF NOWHERE. You cannot run. You cannot HIDE.

♪~ I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh ~♪]

You, my good person, are a C/P wizard

[valorandwisdom]

[Even to him that's bizarre.]

Uhh... what?

[coulda_saved]

[♪~ When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of Psycho too much
That's why ~♪]

[valorandwisdom]

[Uhhhhhhhh...huh.]

I'm, uh... gonna go get some paper now.

[Ducking baaaaaaaaack into the store. What the hell?]

[coulda_saved]

[But it is still there. And it will not leave.

♪~ (Who's watching me)
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
(Who's watching)
Well, is the mailman watching me
(Tell me, who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
(Who)
The IRS~♪]

[valorandwisdom]

[Then he's either going out the back door or putting together a puzzle or something until it's gone. Because even for him, that's weird.]

[coulda_saved]

[♪~ I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the twilight zone ~♪]