CRUNK AS FUCK, SON!

Nov 16, 2004 09:17

Name: Mat (as in something you throw people down on)
Age: 26

Location: Newport Beach, CA (trivia: THE O.C. is not filmed here, it's actually Pacific Palisades posing as Newport!)

How long have you smoked?: Since I was eighteen.

Do you do anything besides smoking?: Oh sure do.

if so, what?: Oh, right! I do stand up comedy, im a stage actor for my local college, I work on independent films, I loved Texas Hold Em long before it ever hit television, I'm currently on a 5 hour a day Grand Theft Auto San Andreas habit, and I'm a huge fan of Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen Spielberg films, Invader Zim rules my school, and I like to have all the sex.

Is there any drug you wouldnt try, why?: Oh balls yes. Everything outside of the dried green leaf. I've rolled on E thrice and it was a horrendous comedown, and I'm just not up for any of that hard shit. I like taking in oxygen and having my heart pump normally everyday.

Tell us something funny/or intresting: In the original Star Wars watch the stormtrooper bash his head on the top of the elevator door while stoned, you'll rewind and rewind. Oh and I once drank beer with Nicolas Cage backstage at an Alanis Morissette concert!

Promote us into at least 2 users/communitys, show link: 420_potheadlane und also potshots
Do you think marijuana should be legal?: Think of the revenue! We'd go from Wheaties to Weedies! Ben and Jerry's Prailines and Hashish. Welcome to Mcdonalds may I help you? Yeah, can I get a number 2 with the McFuckYouUp meal? Price of a honey dipped blunt wrap? $1.89 Price of a good eighth of shire grown blueberry chronic? $60.00 Introducing Gramma to Pink Floyd's The Wall while toking off a spliff the size of a road cone? Priclesss. Mastercard Marijuana.

Are you allowed to smoke?: There is a sense of Omerta (mafia silence) around my family. Like they know it, but wont talk about it. And I keep it out of their face. My Girlfriend enjoys a good stone/watch hentai/bang/triscuits and easy cheese session as well so yeah I'm pretty allowed.

If you have a bong/bowl/hookuh, any smoking device show a picture: I am without picture of my Jerome Baker 2 footer, STING be thy name, but marvel at these other photos of me in smoke mode.

Pictures (more than one please): and....my work has me blocked from accessing PHOTOJERK. Fascists fucktards! I'll owe you some pictures. If no pictures are shown and it gets me booted or rejected, then I'll just have to put my head in a car door and go out Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels style....It's been...emotional.










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