Dude, where's my ball gag?
Mom: I'd wash those sheets in hot water if I were you.
Me: Are you calling me a whore?
Mom: Yes. (with blatant facetiousness)
Me: So I guess now is a good time to tell you that I'm bisexual. You've got something in common with Mari (Mom's shrink friend with a beautiful, brilliant dykie daughter who calls herself bi)
Mom: Oh?
Me: Well, yeah... but it might just be a phase, because I just enjoy penetration. Honestly, I don't know how those chicks stay satisfied....
And then she goes on to ask me why men are turned on by lesbians... and I tell her my opinion. Hence, Reason #4,331 why Hallie should drink less.
I have no idea what just happened... for the 50th time since last semester kicked off.
Me: Are you calling me a whore?
Mom: Yes. (with blatant facetiousness)
Me: So I guess now is a good time to tell you that I'm bisexual. You've got something in common with Mari (Mom's shrink friend with a beautiful, brilliant dykie daughter who calls herself bi)
Mom: Oh?
Me: Well, yeah... but it might just be a phase, because I just enjoy penetration. Honestly, I don't know how those chicks stay satisfied....
And then she goes on to ask me why men are turned on by lesbians... and I tell her my opinion. Hence, Reason #4,331 why Hallie should drink less.
I have no idea what just happened... for the 50th time since last semester kicked off.