WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I said I liked you: Thats already happened. » I committed suicide: Eat chocolate cake. » I kissed you: Once again, thats already happened. » I lived next door to you: Pretty much you do, but if you did, I'd stare in your windows at night. » I started doing really bad drugs: We're high on life baby. » I stole something: You stole my heart. » I was hospitalized: Probably come visit you. » I ran away from home: I'd hunt you down. » I got into a fight and you weren't there: I wouldn't be there? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: » Personality: I don't have problems with gays. » Eyes: Cute. » Face: Oh so handsome. » Hair: I just want to eat it all up. » Clothes: Too big for me. » Mannerisms: Joe doesn't have manners. [1] Who are you? Simon. [2] Are we friends? Your mom pays me to say I am. [3] When and how did we meet? You walked in on me and your dad. [4] How have I affected you? In a good way. [5] What do you think of me? Uhh, you have big nuts. [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? You telling me you were gunna lock me in your house. [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? For life. [8] Do you love me? Like a fat kid loves cake (Pun intended.) [9] Have I ever hurt you? Uh I don't know, I'm not gay. [10] Would you hug me? Everyday [11] Would you kiss me? Uh, not sober. [12] Would you fuck me? Not even drunk. [13] Are we close? fo shizzle [14] Emotionally, what stands out? I'm not a girl. [15] Do you wish I was cooler? Way cooler. [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 7 [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Joe. Its shorter than Joseph. [18] Am I loveable? Once again, I'm not really gay. [19] How long have you known me? 8 years maybe [20] Describe me in one word. Balls. [21] What was your first impression? I don't remember. [22] Do you still think that way about me now? Obviously not. [23] What do you think my weakness is? You're lazy. [24] Do you think I'll get married? If you ever stop hating girls. But to be honest, who doesn't? [25] What about me makes you happy? That you're joe. [26] What about me makes you sad? I don't know I'm getting sick of this. [27] What reminds you of me? Ra. [28] What's something you would change about me? NOTHING [29] How well do you know me? Thats impossible to answer. [30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No. [31] Do you think I would kill someone? Yes. [32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Not really.
» I said I liked you: Thats already happened.
» I committed suicide: Eat chocolate cake.
» I kissed you: Once again, thats already happened.
» I lived next door to you: Pretty much you do, but if you did, I'd stare in your windows at night.
» I started doing really bad drugs: We're high on life baby.
» I stole something: You stole my heart.
» I was hospitalized: Probably come visit you.
» I ran away from home: I'd hunt you down.
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: I wouldn't be there?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality: I don't have problems with gays.
» Eyes: Cute.
» Face: Oh so handsome.
» Hair: I just want to eat it all up.
» Clothes: Too big for me.
» Mannerisms: Joe doesn't have manners.
[1] Who are you? Simon.
[2] Are we friends? Your mom pays me to say I am.
[3] When and how did we meet? You walked in on me and your dad.
[4] How have I affected you? In a good way.
[5] What do you think of me? Uhh, you have big nuts.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? You telling me you were gunna lock me in your house.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? For life.
[8] Do you love me? Like a fat kid loves cake (Pun intended.)
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Uh I don't know, I'm not gay.
[10] Would you hug me? Everyday
[11] Would you kiss me? Uh, not sober.
[12] Would you fuck me? Not even drunk.
[13] Are we close? fo shizzle
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? I'm not a girl.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? Way cooler.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 7
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Joe. Its shorter than Joseph.
[18] Am I loveable? Once again, I'm not really gay.
[19] How long have you known me? 8 years maybe
[20] Describe me in one word. Balls.
[21] What was your first impression? I don't remember.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Obviously not.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? You're lazy.
[24] Do you think I'll get married? If you ever stop hating girls. But to be honest, who doesn't?
[25] What about me makes you happy? That you're joe.
[26] What about me makes you sad? I don't know I'm getting sick of this.
[27] What reminds you of me? Ra.
[28] What's something you would change about me? NOTHING
[29] How well do you know me? Thats impossible to answer.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Yes.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Not really.
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