I'm sicka dees muthafuckin' snakes on dis muthafuckin' plane!
Soooo, I saw Snakes on a Plane the other day...
You guys know me. I can handle a lot of violent gore and limbs getting severed and carnage and death, right? Well... I had to leave the theater for a few minutes in this movie... It wasn't so much violent death as it was... gross death. I swear, the middle part of the show was just "Let's see how many ways we can make people die!" People get offed in the weirdest ways... How's broken off high heel stabbed through the side of someone's head? If anything, it was creative.
But besides the gruesome snake-death, I really liked the film. I have a new respect for Samuel L. Jackson and his ghetto-knife-on'a-stick.
Plus there was the random hot, asian kickboxer... I would see the movie just to see that guy... And his muscles. He ninja chopped the snake that was about to bite the rich girl! I wish I was that 1337...
Now I need to go see John Tucker Must Die, Talladega Nights... I really don't know what Zoom is and I'm not brave enough to see Pulse and then sleep alone. Annie will have to drag me by my hair to get me to into that movie... About the same way she did for Silent Hill o.O But hey... Silent Hill had Triangle-Head-Jesus-Man...
Speaking of Annie, we're going to be having a Birfday LAN for her in September... The 4th? or the 9th? I dunno >.> I'm going to have her post something on the UberBoard. Or, if you need info, just catch her on MSN.
Lata' Playas!
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You guys know me. I can handle a lot of violent gore and limbs getting severed and carnage and death, right? Well... I had to leave the theater for a few minutes in this movie... It wasn't so much violent death as it was... gross death. I swear, the middle part of the show was just "Let's see how many ways we can make people die!" People get offed in the weirdest ways... How's broken off high heel stabbed through the side of someone's head? If anything, it was creative.
But besides the gruesome snake-death, I really liked the film. I have a new respect for Samuel L. Jackson and his ghetto-knife-on'a-stick.
Plus there was the random hot, asian kickboxer... I would see the movie just to see that guy... And his muscles. He ninja chopped the snake that was about to bite the rich girl! I wish I was that 1337...
Now I need to go see John Tucker Must Die, Talladega Nights... I really don't know what Zoom is and I'm not brave enough to see Pulse and then sleep alone. Annie will have to drag me by my hair to get me to into that movie... About the same way she did for Silent Hill o.O But hey... Silent Hill had Triangle-Head-Jesus-Man...
Speaking of Annie, we're going to be having a Birfday LAN for her in September... The 4th? or the 9th? I dunno >.> I'm going to have her post something on the UberBoard. Or, if you need info, just catch her on MSN.
Lata' Playas!
(> ")>