Random Observations
1) Explaining to an almost 8 year old why there are 3 Santas in the main picnic area of the Zoo is an exercise in creative deception.
2) The look on said child's face when one of the Santas loses his trousers due to an ill fitting suit is even funnier.
3) Christmas trees with Mick will include Star Wars figurines.
4) Finn the Wonder-blonde Cat managed to surprise us by NOT bothering the dangling sparkly things on the tree. No idea why.
5) Christmas shopping on the Saturday before Christmas should be banned by the Geneva Convention
6) The numbers of bored looking men guarding tables in the food court probably agree with me.
7) It's all well and good marrying the evil uncle that provides noisy electronic toys to his relatives and godchildren, but Karma is a bitch.
8) We have other plans is a legitimate excuse for avoiding family you don't like.
9) Secret Santas are an annoying tradition designed to mess with your head and should be avoided where-ever possible.
10) By the end of the silly season, everyone is usually glad it only happens once a year.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
2) The look on said child's face when one of the Santas loses his trousers due to an ill fitting suit is even funnier.
3) Christmas trees with Mick will include Star Wars figurines.
4) Finn the Wonder-blonde Cat managed to surprise us by NOT bothering the dangling sparkly things on the tree. No idea why.
5) Christmas shopping on the Saturday before Christmas should be banned by the Geneva Convention
6) The numbers of bored looking men guarding tables in the food court probably agree with me.
7) It's all well and good marrying the evil uncle that provides noisy electronic toys to his relatives and godchildren, but Karma is a bitch.
8) We have other plans is a legitimate excuse for avoiding family you don't like.
9) Secret Santas are an annoying tradition designed to mess with your head and should be avoided where-ever possible.
10) By the end of the silly season, everyone is usually glad it only happens once a year.
Merry Christmas Everyone!