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Jane:Could you remind lovely Susan that Jill and I are Vegetarian?
Steve:You're what?
Jill:You're not a vegetarian.
Jane:I'm bi-vegetarian.
Jill:What? That doesn't exist. That's not possible.
Jane:I'm an emotional vegetarian, Jill. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films. Do you have a problem with that?
Jill:You could never finish your greens and you could suck a whole pig through a straw.
Jane:I'm not exclusively vegetarian, Jill, if that's what you're trying to say. Vegetarianism to me is about saying Yes to things...even meat.
Jill:No it isn't.
Steve:Look, I'll just tell Susan about the vegetable thing...
Jill: A vegetarian is a person who does not eat meat, you insane bitch!
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Steve:You're what?
Jill:You're not a vegetarian.
Jane:I'm bi-vegetarian.
Jill:What? That doesn't exist. That's not possible.
Jane:I'm an emotional vegetarian, Jill. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films. Do you have a problem with that?
Jill:You could never finish your greens and you could suck a whole pig through a straw.
Jane:I'm not exclusively vegetarian, Jill, if that's what you're trying to say. Vegetarianism to me is about saying Yes to things...even meat.
Jill:No it isn't.
Steve:Look, I'll just tell Susan about the vegetable thing...
Jill: A vegetarian is a person who does not eat meat, you insane bitch!
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