by special request
...I will begin posting in here more often. Not necessarily about updates all the time, but quotes like found below. Expect most of them over break to be about my grandparents.
[Grandma gives me a pair of Hush Puppies slippers for Christmas]
Grandma: Now, we got you a 12, they didn't have 11½, so if they're too big, we'll take them back and you can try the 11.... Are they okay? You're not walking out of them? You're sure you don't need an 11?
Mike: No, grandma! They fit just fine. An 11 would be too small.
Grandma: Really? Too small? Do you think you'd want these even bigger? Are they too tight? Can you move your toes? Can you wiggle your toes? Here, wiggle your toes.
[Grandma grabs the end of the shoe on my right foot as I'm sitting down and removing the slipper]
Grandma: ...Can you wiggle your toes? I don't feel you wiggling your toes.
Mike: That's because I refuse to.
[Grandma gives me a pair of Hush Puppies slippers for Christmas]
Grandma: Now, we got you a 12, they didn't have 11½, so if they're too big, we'll take them back and you can try the 11.... Are they okay? You're not walking out of them? You're sure you don't need an 11?
Mike: No, grandma! They fit just fine. An 11 would be too small.
Grandma: Really? Too small? Do you think you'd want these even bigger? Are they too tight? Can you move your toes? Can you wiggle your toes? Here, wiggle your toes.
[Grandma grabs the end of the shoe on my right foot as I'm sitting down and removing the slipper]
Grandma: ...Can you wiggle your toes? I don't feel you wiggling your toes.
Mike: That's because I refuse to.