my first meme, complete with smartass comments
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (that'll change if we end up getting TiVo in our suite)
× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (only for driving and reading the blackboard in class)
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (not movies, but I've seen porn before)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (usually? how 'bout always?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (fuckin' straight.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (so chill now)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (used to have a penknife on my keychain until it broke)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Robbie's ring finger, with a football)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (worry worry worry)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (right after I brush my teeth.)
× I have long hair. (not since July '04)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (two half-brothers but that doesn't really count towards this question)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (a few months ago, this would have been unchecked)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (nothing major, though, don't y'all fret)
× I am usually pessimistic. (a few months ago, this would have been checked)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (if girls just wanna have fun, at least let 'em get paid for it... yes, I'm being an ass on purpose, please don't refused to speak to me ever again)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (not applicable)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (so, so accurate)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Note: I will not be the one who does the actual birthing. I don't have the hips for it.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (chocolate and amoxicillin, though I'll likely still take either of them if I feel like it)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (even though that's how my old hard drive died)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (as a file on my computer)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (who does that?)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (also so, so accurate)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (but this is the most accurate statement on this entire survey)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (uh... very closely to it, though never officially "dated"?)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (I"M SO PUNK!!!11two)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (heh...)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (yeah, if grandpa's there to tell me what to do)
× I love my job(s). (oh, for the days when I could have checked this one)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles. (only in the context of Pirates of the Caribbean quotes)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. ("Your lifelong dream was to appear on "The Gong Show", and you did it in 1977, remember?" "We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.")
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (clarinet and snare drum [wtf?!])
× I hate office jobs. (I'll take an office job over my current job back home)
✓ I went to college out of state. (went, am going, same difference)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (fire good)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (only in a few very specific cases)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (decade, yes... century, no.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (that number is growing)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (that number is growing, too)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (used to be true... then I made it to high school)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (on the fence here, but I think I do prefer the former ever slightly)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (unless they prefaced it with an "ab")
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. ("It should be a dress or nothing, and I happen to have no dress in my cabin.")
✓ I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me. (I changed the meme to read "displeased" instead of "unpleased" because the grammar pissed me off so much)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (only by myself, or maybe that's just idealism or Romanticism)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (I'm taking this to include North America as my first continent, and therefore Europe counts as my second)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (it helps esteem, but it's not necessary)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (just one month?)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (the sorts of things you learn from watching "It's a Wonderful Life" too many times)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I can't justify "collection" considering I only own Sega)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (this is next on my list of goals in life)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Katie and Amy can attest to this in the waning hours before spring break)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (lately, at least, it makes my stomach uneasy)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (I'm the best computer specialist ever)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (haven't you ever seen Independence Day?)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I"M SO PUNK!!!11two)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (only when you're not listening, or when you're singing along just as badly)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (customizing from Dell doesn't count)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. ("create"!? wtf?)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (this survey just went to a very, very dark place)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (and not one of them on stage)
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (no offense or anything, Katie and Rita)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention; I did what I had to do and saw it through without exception)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I hate you, whoever you are)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what the hell?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (no, seriously, what the hell?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (not even just my favorite sport; any of the ones I enjoy will suffice)
× I think this survey is particularly long. (I've done worse)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (that'll change if we end up getting TiVo in our suite)
× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (only for driving and reading the blackboard in class)
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (not movies, but I've seen porn before)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (usually? how 'bout always?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (fuckin' straight.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (so chill now)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (used to have a penknife on my keychain until it broke)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Robbie's ring finger, with a football)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (worry worry worry)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (right after I brush my teeth.)
× I have long hair. (not since July '04)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (two half-brothers but that doesn't really count towards this question)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (a few months ago, this would have been unchecked)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (nothing major, though, don't y'all fret)
× I am usually pessimistic. (a few months ago, this would have been checked)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (if girls just wanna have fun, at least let 'em get paid for it... yes, I'm being an ass on purpose, please don't refused to speak to me ever again)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (not applicable)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (so, so accurate)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Note: I will not be the one who does the actual birthing. I don't have the hips for it.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (chocolate and amoxicillin, though I'll likely still take either of them if I feel like it)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (even though that's how my old hard drive died)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (as a file on my computer)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (who does that?)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (also so, so accurate)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (but this is the most accurate statement on this entire survey)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (uh... very closely to it, though never officially "dated"?)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (I"M SO PUNK!!!11two)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (heh...)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (yeah, if grandpa's there to tell me what to do)
× I love my job(s). (oh, for the days when I could have checked this one)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles. (only in the context of Pirates of the Caribbean quotes)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. ("Your lifelong dream was to appear on "The Gong Show", and you did it in 1977, remember?" "We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.")
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (clarinet and snare drum [wtf?!])
× I hate office jobs. (I'll take an office job over my current job back home)
✓ I went to college out of state. (went, am going, same difference)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (fire good)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (only in a few very specific cases)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (decade, yes... century, no.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (that number is growing)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (that number is growing, too)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (used to be true... then I made it to high school)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (on the fence here, but I think I do prefer the former ever slightly)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (unless they prefaced it with an "ab")
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. ("It should be a dress or nothing, and I happen to have no dress in my cabin.")
✓ I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me. (I changed the meme to read "displeased" instead of "unpleased" because the grammar pissed me off so much)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (only by myself, or maybe that's just idealism or Romanticism)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (I'm taking this to include North America as my first continent, and therefore Europe counts as my second)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (it helps esteem, but it's not necessary)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (just one month?)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (the sorts of things you learn from watching "It's a Wonderful Life" too many times)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I can't justify "collection" considering I only own Sega)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (this is next on my list of goals in life)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Katie and Amy can attest to this in the waning hours before spring break)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (lately, at least, it makes my stomach uneasy)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (I'm the best computer specialist ever)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (haven't you ever seen Independence Day?)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I"M SO PUNK!!!11two)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (only when you're not listening, or when you're singing along just as badly)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (customizing from Dell doesn't count)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. ("create"!? wtf?)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (this survey just went to a very, very dark place)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (and not one of them on stage)
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (no offense or anything, Katie and Rita)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention; I did what I had to do and saw it through without exception)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I hate you, whoever you are)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what the hell?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (no, seriously, what the hell?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (not even just my favorite sport; any of the ones I enjoy will suffice)
× I think this survey is particularly long. (I've done worse)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.