There is no god and the world is ending. The world is ruled by Cruella Deville and puppies are dying everywhere. There is litter and shit and the destruction of the ozone layer. Polar ice caps are melting. Polar bears are dying. Everyone is hungry or addicted to crack. Right?
China. India. Harlem. Michigan.
It doesn't really matter. What do you want to do?
Have a drink because there is nothing to do. This is the way of things.
Death is mandatory.
Lint and lost socks.
At the end of the day, that's all you've got.