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[valetudinarius]

Speak of the Devil, I went to see that singing and dancing show with us all in it, too, last night. The gentleman who was supposedly portraying me had very nice hair, and an even better scarf (which was orange, however, and I really do not think that orange is my colour) on after the show was over, I've decided. --But, we all died so slowly! That

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[baldlaigle]

An apron might have kept out the rain, you know. *totally innocent*

[valetudinarius]

*purses his lips* I don't even have an apron. Yet.

[baldlaigle]

*just. grins.* Yet. It has to be an appropriate apron, of course.

[valetudinarius]

An apron is an apron! But whatever you like, as long as you remember that it's just between us.

[baldlaigle]

But since ruffles have been agreed upon, I have to find one with ruffles suited to the purpose, don't I? --I wouldn't have it any other way. *grin*

[valetudinarius]

Well see now, if I just said "Let's forget about the ruffles!" you'd probably find one sooner, and it'd be done and over with sooner unless you decided to drag it out for nights on end. And besides, the ruffles aren't that important, really. --L'aigle, you are a selfish man.

[baldlaigle]

But we've been over the reasoning behind the ruffles. You said it was to prevent disentegration, and so I agreed that there would be ruffles. If you've changed your mind, I'm perfectly capable of finding a ruffle-less apron. --Selfish? I beg to differ. I'm only cheerfully agreeing to your conditions.

[valetudinarius]

In all honesty, I think my hands would disintigrate slowly enough that I could find something else to save them with, as ruffles really wouldn't make that much of a difference. So then fine, find a completely ruffle-less apron. --I only agreed to any conditions because you suggested it and I really can't defend myself against something as silly as wearing an apron!

... And it might be fun.

[baldlaigle]

So is the conclusion that there are to be no ruffles, or rather that we are not caring about the presence or absence of ruffles? --And I can't recall why I suggested it in the first place.

. . . ha. I knew it.

[valetudinarius]

I don't care, whichever sort of apron you find that suits your tastes is good for me. --Me neither. Perhaps you've just decided I'm here for all your fantasies!

... Not that I'd go all-out and have a dress. No! Don't even ask.

[baldlaigle]

I'm flattered? I'll try to find a nice one, anyway. --My, that's a rather nice thought, isn't it?

Oh, of course not. *grin*

[valetudinarius]

Good. But make su... no, just good. --You started it, surely. Not that I'm curious.

*smiles brightly* I'm glad we're agreed then!

[baldlaigle]

. . . Yes? --I'm sure.

Of course. Completely. . . . Anyway, a suitable dress would be harder to find. I'm certain nothing of 'Chetta's would fit properly.

[valetudinarius]

Just make sure no one else sees. You could never use the excuse of "I'm buying an apron and other things for 'Chetta!", because I don't think she'd ever be seen in one.

You'll have to find one for Small Pathetic-Looking Girls, that'd probably fit.

[baldlaigle]

Would you prefer something like this, or something more along these lines? . . . adjusted for certain minor details like gender, of course.

I don't know that I'd be able to find anything in that size.

[valetudinarius]

Whatever one wouldn't make me look like a complete whore! I really don't want to know what's going through your mind with this whole idea, now.

Try it. I used to buy Small Pathetic-Looking Boy clothes all the time. I'm sure they have them.