I didn't think people were reading LJ/DW anymore so I stopped posting but something really important has happened that I need to talk about.
WHO AMONG ALL THE UNIVERSE'S GODS HAVE I PLEASED: TIM ARMSTRONG HAS A BEARD
My love for Tim Armstrong is second only to my love for beard burn on my thighs. THIS IS A GREAT MOMENT IN HISTORY. Bear witness:
If you know my relationship history you know the men I enjoy are always very kind people who play the guitar yet have grooming habits that suggest they are about to kidnap me into a van, skin me, and wear my face as a mask. And here is my fetish perfectly captured. How am I even alive.