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Jul 07, 2010 00:03

  • 09:23 I feel really sad for men sometimes because they have such poorly-constructed reproductive organs. #
  • 09:23 Just the existence of testicles should disprove the theory of intelligent design. #
  • 13:59 My doctor just said I have a beautiful cervix. What. #
  • 14:20 I told my Dr I don't want a period or a monogamous relationship and she looked at me like I was crazy. Wtf these are some of my best ideas! #
  • 15:58 @ sweet_ali I waited until she left the room, because I am classy! #
  • 15:59 @ ryanncoverrr Yeah, I can't believe people find such ideas abnormal. #
  • 15:59 @ 10zlaine Good point.Well, we've proven there's no god. #
  • 16:00 @ sydneyxartwork ! <3 you beautiful Sydney! #
  • 16:00 @ calystarose Thanks! I know, he's like the only cool person she knows. #
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