Butt Measurement
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big.......I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill ."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right.........your butt is two inches wider than our barbecue grill!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one lousy little sausage?"
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right.........your butt is two inches wider than our barbecue grill!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one lousy little sausage?"