Tom Cruise, world's worst joke-handler. If you don't want to read the article, here's some info: Tom Cruise was at the opening of War of the Worlds in London and some people squirted him with water in the face. The water came from a fake camera, and the whole thing was being taped for some BBC show that is like Punk'd. (Why is Punk'd missing the "e" anyways? Is that cool or something?)
Supposedly, Tom grabs the guy and prevents him from leaving whilst belittling him and calling him a jerk. The squirter was arrested on assault charges. My favorite part about the article is where the British authorities try and justify the charge of assault. "It was just water, but that can be very alarming when it comes from a crowd out of nowhere." It didn't come from "out of nowhere," it came out of the fake camera.
Also according to the article, Tom is very upset and his sister says that he will not let this go. They're going to get to the bottom of this.
Bottom of what? They got him wet and he toweled off. I don't really like that Punk'd show very much, but this sounds pretty tame in comparison.