Love Is In The Air

[valehdella]

Sex is fun. The sausage-plugging aspect of it's entertaining enough, but the reason to come back is the investment. They open up, armor in a pile with their clothes on the floor. They need you to need them, as the song goes. And they'll do anything. Lie, cheat, steal, play your cards right, and it's a comedy of descent, clinging to a garter.

Move your ass the right way, and a man will give you his world. Love? A joke, a chemical reinforcing of species propagation. It's made me a pretty penny and a barrel of laughs, though.

Here's to love.