I never knew Knitting could be soo... Naughty! O_o

Jun 13, 2006 23:12

All I was doing was searching for a nice, simple, innocent pattern on how to knitt Bed socks.. Lone behold.. What do I find? These...

Btw, this is my first attempt at a lj cut, so if they screw up blame lj :D

You're out and about and you run across a very naughty boy who needs to be punished, and you, without your whip. What's a girl to do?

Never be at a loss again with Flick. It's a belt, it's a whip. Whether you're a dandy or a dominatrix, Flick will do the trick.

Strap on Flick, either straight and woven, or 1980s style low and loose. When you meet that wicked boy, simply slip Flick onto your fingers through the open cables, grip the handle and your'e ready to go.

Crack! Tell mama you're a bad boy!





Thats one!

Tired of searching through the bottom of your pocketbook for lint-covered lonely tampons?  Search no more.  On The Moon features a purse made out of soy silk yarn with fancy buttons to add excitement and work a bit like camouflage.  The handle and fastener are worked using I-cord buttonholes, the only fancy part of this project.

No one will suspect what's inside when you run off to the loo with such a sparkly purse.

You will also find a chart, which you can print out, trim and place in your pouch to help you keep track on when you'll next be "On The Moon."



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