Things I will NOT write
Nope, nope, nope, can't make me.
Ok, so I watched several hours of TV last night.
I hereby resolve not to write the following:
1) A Sentinel fic where the boys call each other "Hoss" and "Little Joe" all night.
2) A SV fic where RedK!Clark pounces Lana.
3) An SV fic where RedK!Clark pounces Lana, shags Jessie rotten in the Ferrari and then burns rubber to the Mansion to ravish Lex.
4) The SV fic where Lex and Clark run away to Metropolis together and live a life of decadent, wanton abandon in the Luthor Penthouse of Evil.
5) The SV fic where RedK!Clark pounces Lionel Luthor (others have already done this).
6) The SV fic where Lex finds out about Lionel & Clark, and gets jealous.
7) The Buffy fic where Angel gropes the unconscious Xander as he pulls him out of the gas-filled school basement.
8) The Buffy fic where Xander and Giles minister to poor, sick, gas-afflicted Willow. (eeep, that SO violates teacher/student fraternization rules!)
9) I ain't even touching the song "Toy Love, Boy Love."
@_@! (it's from Velveteen Rabbit) Who knew Crittendon County was so progressive? For The Nutcracker Clara had 2 mommies (one a drag king), for Rabbit the bunny is girl (thus oversexualizing it, but without the slashy implications of boy with male rabbit)
Sigh, I wish i could turn my brain off. Right now I have to ponder how to make a Pull-toy Chicken costume.
This morning, a radio poll said 64% of people locally favor pulling the Dixie Chicks' music from airplay.
I am disgustipated.
Are we as Americans not all about Freedom of Speech? FoS doesn't mean "Freedom for those whose views I like." The real challenge to FoS is supporting those whose views you despise.
A personal boycott is one thing. Please, feel free to change the channel. Me, I want to hear "Travelin' Soldier" and "Long Time Gone." (The latter an amazingly lesbian song for a C&W crowd). I'd even go for some "Good-Bye Earl." Leave the playlists alone.
Morning rant off.
I'm pissed, creative, annoyed, silly and grouchy all in one.
Ok, so I watched several hours of TV last night.
I hereby resolve not to write the following:
1) A Sentinel fic where the boys call each other "Hoss" and "Little Joe" all night.
2) A SV fic where RedK!Clark pounces Lana.
3) An SV fic where RedK!Clark pounces Lana, shags Jessie rotten in the Ferrari and then burns rubber to the Mansion to ravish Lex.
4) The SV fic where Lex and Clark run away to Metropolis together and live a life of decadent, wanton abandon in the Luthor Penthouse of Evil.
5) The SV fic where RedK!Clark pounces Lionel Luthor (others have already done this).
6) The SV fic where Lex finds out about Lionel & Clark, and gets jealous.
7) The Buffy fic where Angel gropes the unconscious Xander as he pulls him out of the gas-filled school basement.
8) The Buffy fic where Xander and Giles minister to poor, sick, gas-afflicted Willow. (eeep, that SO violates teacher/student fraternization rules!)
9) I ain't even touching the song "Toy Love, Boy Love."
@_@! (it's from Velveteen Rabbit) Who knew Crittendon County was so progressive? For The Nutcracker Clara had 2 mommies (one a drag king), for Rabbit the bunny is girl (thus oversexualizing it, but without the slashy implications of boy with male rabbit)
Sigh, I wish i could turn my brain off. Right now I have to ponder how to make a Pull-toy Chicken costume.
This morning, a radio poll said 64% of people locally favor pulling the Dixie Chicks' music from airplay.
I am disgustipated.
Are we as Americans not all about Freedom of Speech? FoS doesn't mean "Freedom for those whose views I like." The real challenge to FoS is supporting those whose views you despise.
A personal boycott is one thing. Please, feel free to change the channel. Me, I want to hear "Travelin' Soldier" and "Long Time Gone." (The latter an amazingly lesbian song for a C&W crowd). I'd even go for some "Good-Bye Earl." Leave the playlists alone.
Morning rant off.
I'm pissed, creative, annoyed, silly and grouchy all in one.