Physio woes

[valancymay]

My physiotherapist broke up with me today because I'm not getting any better. Having seen Hot Tub Time Machine recently, it was all I could do not to respond, "No, this isn't how it happens! You don't break up with me, I break up with you!"

But I didn't.

I also didn't say, "I know, right?" Which was also tempting.