Racy/Confused Conversations with Children
Me: WHAT did you say?
10-Year-Old Boy: We were listening to the radio, and the Queen of England said, "Get your sticky hands out of me nuts!"
8-Year-Old Girl: It means the food, nuts.
Boy: Tee hee. Maybe. Or the other kind. Hee hee.
Me: Does the Queen of England have the other kind?
Boy, appalled at my ignorance: Everybody does!
...Hope all your Christmas Eves are as entertaining as mine!
10-Year-Old Boy: We were listening to the radio, and the Queen of England said, "Get your sticky hands out of me nuts!"
8-Year-Old Girl: It means the food, nuts.
Boy: Tee hee. Maybe. Or the other kind. Hee hee.
Me: Does the Queen of England have the other kind?
Boy, appalled at my ignorance: Everybody does!
...Hope all your Christmas Eves are as entertaining as mine!