Via a bunch of folks:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I pushed
farraptor in the mud (-17 points). In September I stole
brace_bear's purse (-30 points). In October I pulled
michaelmink's hair (-5 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-724 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
vakkotaur