Vakko attempts to review Star Wars III
Take One:
What a dull film.
Take Two:
Gee, I hope IV is better.
Take Three:
No cartoon, no newsreel, just previews of coming attractions, the serial, and not even a feature picture.
Take Four:
I expected little, and this movie delivered it.
Take Five:
Well, now I know just exactly how cheesy the "Noooo!" line really is. No suspension of disbelief occurred. It didn't help that the space battles were noisy in space where they should be silent, and silent once inside a craft, where there should be noise. Lots of battles, but ho-hum. I kept waiting for the movie to start. I wonder how short it'd be with the all the boring fights editted out?