This is your FBI?
There is an old time radio show This is Your FBI which tells tales of the FBI and the work it does or did.
This, however, is not my FBI. It is something in need of a thorough cleaning, starting in the attic, not the basement.
Addendum: Article was about the person who pointed out problems with the FBI's treatment of information before September 11, 2001 and was getting knocked around for speaking up.