Vakko spoils the joke with a real answer - II

[vakkotaur]

Q. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

A: Og Vorbis, maniac caveman. No, not really. It's not a big leap to see animals, including humans, nursing their young and figuring that it might be worthwhile to try to get sustenance from an animal without

Comments

[melskunk]

The real question is who ate an oyster raw first ;)

[wendyzski]

or a lobster. they're scary-looking.

[that_david]

Or what about haggis? What mad scotsman decided that sheep's innards mixed with barley and cooked inside the sheep's stomach was haute cuisine?