This is not an official demotivator, but I think it should be:
It's actually from one of the contests at
1000 Words.
And your quote of the day, from "American Dad":
JEFF: You were wearing a wire?
STAN: I always wear a wire! [rips open shirt, revealing wire]
JEFF: Oooooooh, THAT'S why you shave your chest! [pause] Huh...Haley must wear a muff-wire.