злободневные нечастушки

[vakhor]

An American:
- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
A Ukrainian:
- We have Victor Yanukovich, no wonder, no hope and no cash.

в аэропорту на паспортном контроле:
- …
 - Nationality?
- Israeli.
- Occupation?
- No, no, just visiting.