Memo:
I'm with my sister on a similar thread. As you're avoiding toasting trees and Samwise Gamgee, I would like to voice:
ANYONE WHO TRIES TO HARM MY PRECIOUS ELROHIR AND HIS FUCKING FAMILY AS WELL AS MY COOKIE-OFFERING SAMARITAN IS GOING TO FUCKING GET HOSES SHOVED UP THEIR FUCKING COLLECTIVE FIRE-HUMPING ASSES AND THEN I'M GOING TO FUCKING DRAIN THE FUCKING PACIFIC OCEAN UP THEIR FUCKING RECTUMS.
*cough*
Thank you.
ANYONE WHO TRIES TO HARM MY PRECIOUS ELROHIR AND HIS FUCKING FAMILY AS WELL AS MY COOKIE-OFFERING SAMARITAN IS GOING TO FUCKING GET HOSES SHOVED UP THEIR FUCKING COLLECTIVE FIRE-HUMPING ASSES AND THEN I'M GOING TO FUCKING DRAIN THE FUCKING PACIFIC OCEAN UP THEIR FUCKING RECTUMS.
*cough*
Thank you.