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Recieved from my 13 year old baby sister. Crikey, it was funny though!
>
>People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
>where the bathroom is?
>
>People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
>manually.
>
>When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is.
>Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people really do this? Who and where are they?
>
>When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I
>paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up
>there. What did you come here for?
(This one had me in stiches laughing. Dicknose! HAHAHA that's hilarious!)
>
>When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there
>has never been anything before like it. If it's an improvement, then there must
>have been something before it.
>
>When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going?
>You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
>
>When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
>thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
>
>When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't
>return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
>
>When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?"
>If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
>
>People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice
>there, did ya buddy?
>
>People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
>where the bathroom is?
>
>People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
>manually.
>
>When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is.
>Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people really do this? Who and where are they?
>
>When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I
>paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up
>there. What did you come here for?
(This one had me in stiches laughing. Dicknose! HAHAHA that's hilarious!)
>
>When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there
>has never been anything before like it. If it's an improvement, then there must
>have been something before it.
>
>When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going?
>You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
>
>When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
>thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
>
>When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't
>return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
>
>When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?"
>If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
>
>People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice
>there, did ya buddy?