Forty-One Bites - Kupi

[vainvampire]

U-U-Ummmm . . . could someone please tell me where I am?

Why did I burn my hand? I'm not an adult yet! The sun shouldn't hurt me yet! I haven't even figured out my affinity much less had my first drink! W-What's going on?

Can someone please help me? I'm scared.

(OoC: Because I am uncreative and the idea has not left me alone, Elda found Zexion'

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[unstressed_ren]

Heh! Problems?

[vainvampire]

*Surprised squeak* It talks!

[unstressed_ren]

Eeelda! Eeeeelda! I am your grandson!

[vainvampire]

G-Grandson?! B-B-But I haven't - I haven't even kissed a boy yet and - how can I have a grandson?

Is this some kind of bad joke?

[unstressed_ren]

Mmmm... I'll just let you figure things out on your own. Because I'm mean that way!

[vainvampire]

But - none of this makes sense. You're a vampire, too, right? Or did Al and me . . . ummm . . . . No. Al said it'd be impossible for vampires and humans to have kids. The 'genes' are too different. This has to be a joke. It has to.

W-What's going on, sir? Where am I? How can I have a grandson already? I rarely consorted with other vampires aside from my parents, much less . . . ummm . . .

[unstressed_ren]

Oh, I'm all vampire. My affinity is stress. And I know you're affinity, Grandma... ♥

[vainvampire]

Hey! That's a really good one to have! I know a few people in the Village who could probably benefit from that and - wait! My affinity! You do? R-Really?

Can you please tell me? I've been having the hardest time figuring it out!

Al and me don't . . . awwwww!

[unstressed_ren]

You want like it... Because your affinity is love.

[vainvampire]

. . .

. . . . . .

This is some kind of sick joke, right? Hahaha! Very funny!

[unstressed_ren]

No joke, Grandma.

[vainvampire]

Quit calling me that! I'm not even old enough to court anyone!

You're lying. You have to be. That's the only explanation! My affinity can't be love of all things!

It can't. It just can't . . .

[unstressed_ren]

Hmmm... You'll see! It'll be your feeding time soon. ♥

[vainvampire]

My feeding time? But I just had lunch with Al, so how . . .

My stomach does hurt a bit . . .

[unstressed_ren]

I keep track of the date. It's about that time of month when you go grab a few people and have a little blood.

[vainvampire]

Month?! I only need to feed once a month? I thought it was nightly?

Good. Good. If what you say is true . . . then . . . ummmm . . .