Vegetarian Beer Dinner: Part 4

[vagynafondue]

Intermezzo
Fresh hop instant slushy, dried hop vapor
Pedal Pale Ale
(i.e. the part where all the palate cleansing goes down. I hoped they had a horse scrubber for Janna's tongue.)This was where I started to feel like I was on a spaceship. The wait staff slowly circled around the dining room, pausing to perspire dried hop vapor out of big plastic

Comments

[grrgoyl]

Ahhhh....it seems like only yesterday when all you thought about was your sexy new pink Razr. I weep for the loss of your childlike excitement.

[vagynafondue]

Yeah, this phone can suck a dick. It's so ordinary:(

[grrgoyl]

Aww. I still like my Razr just fine (Tery recently borrowed someone's iPhone. She ordered me at all costs to avoid ever touching one, they're THAT irresistible).

[vagynafondue]

I think I hate mine because shortly after I got my pink one, Janna got a red one. Bitch, why'd she gotta go and get the SAME PHONE? Dumb ho!

[grrgoyl]

Ah, fucking hell.

[catseye9]

It was like a year and I totally felt self-conscious about doing it too.

[vagynafondue]

APOLOGY ACCEPTED!!!