Toy Train?....That's just slang for "hot, naked boy" right?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I pushed agent_trogdor in the mud (-17 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I pulled mab1981's hair (-5 points). In September I pulled over and changed mrcowman's flat tire (15 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (721 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
vaguelygreggy