Sometimes I Like My Life.
DJ: "And then, and then, that, that...idiot, paratha-eating Uttar Pradeshi fecker comes-"
ME: "Ohhhhh, my god."
DJ: "What, what?"
ME: "Oh, my god, this might be one of the Top 10 moments of my life."
DJ: "What, really?"
ME: "It's almost like when my brother was born."
DJ (in awe): "OOOOOH."
ME: "Ohhhhh, my god."
DJ: "What, what?"
ME: "Oh, my god, this might be one of the Top 10 moments of my life."
DJ: "What, really?"
ME: "It's almost like when my brother was born."
DJ (in awe): "OOOOOH."