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snowstorm: yes!
i woke up this morning, routinely looked out my window, and i didn't see my car. i got dressed, got coffee, didn't do my hair. so, after digging it out of a snowbank, i got in my car and noticed there was peanut butter and jelly all over it from dinner last night. how old am i - like 5? so, i drove to school covered in goobers, almost got run off I-495 twice because 45 mph is pussy shit on a freeway covered in 3 inches of fresh snow and slush. i am pussy shit also.
i get to the lot, and catch a bus fairly quickly. the driver this morning is pleasant and kind, making jokes and wishing everyone well as they disembark. i feel better about my life.
i'm walking at the speed of snow to class, as it's 9:20 and class started 10 minutes ago. no one is around, because no one goes to class in snowstorms. so i'm booking it as fast as i can down a decline toward the river near shaw and bouge. i think the sidewalks are heated, which is a lot like walking on wet ice. actually, that's exactly what it is. so guess what happens next?
i had my computer in my backpack, so i instinctively tried to keep from landing on it, and opted instead to land full force on my tailbone. all 180 pounds of me on the base of my spine. i never thought being fat would hurt so much. but, i digress.
it took me like 5 minutes to stand up, and i had to, like yell in order to get up. seriously, it hurt so fucking bad. i started waddling towards class, and it progressively became more and more of a bad idea. so, i said fuck it, and waddled to akers. by the time i got here, i was in so much pain that i threw up in a sink. yes, i actually threw up. it was only coffee, but i bet you can imagine the state of my breath right now. it hurt like shit to bend over even that far. i've been sitting for 20 minutes now - we'll see how it goes when i stand up.
i basically have no idea how i'm going to get home, or at least back to my car. MSU guest wireless apparently thinks that by disconnecting AIM they will keep my mind on my studies. they are wrong. i will plan my escape from east lansing on other wireless connections. assholes.
i woke up this morning, routinely looked out my window, and i didn't see my car. i got dressed, got coffee, didn't do my hair. so, after digging it out of a snowbank, i got in my car and noticed there was peanut butter and jelly all over it from dinner last night. how old am i - like 5? so, i drove to school covered in goobers, almost got run off I-495 twice because 45 mph is pussy shit on a freeway covered in 3 inches of fresh snow and slush. i am pussy shit also.
i get to the lot, and catch a bus fairly quickly. the driver this morning is pleasant and kind, making jokes and wishing everyone well as they disembark. i feel better about my life.
i'm walking at the speed of snow to class, as it's 9:20 and class started 10 minutes ago. no one is around, because no one goes to class in snowstorms. so i'm booking it as fast as i can down a decline toward the river near shaw and bouge. i think the sidewalks are heated, which is a lot like walking on wet ice. actually, that's exactly what it is. so guess what happens next?
i had my computer in my backpack, so i instinctively tried to keep from landing on it, and opted instead to land full force on my tailbone. all 180 pounds of me on the base of my spine. i never thought being fat would hurt so much. but, i digress.
it took me like 5 minutes to stand up, and i had to, like yell in order to get up. seriously, it hurt so fucking bad. i started waddling towards class, and it progressively became more and more of a bad idea. so, i said fuck it, and waddled to akers. by the time i got here, i was in so much pain that i threw up in a sink. yes, i actually threw up. it was only coffee, but i bet you can imagine the state of my breath right now. it hurt like shit to bend over even that far. i've been sitting for 20 minutes now - we'll see how it goes when i stand up.
i basically have no idea how i'm going to get home, or at least back to my car. MSU guest wireless apparently thinks that by disconnecting AIM they will keep my mind on my studies. they are wrong. i will plan my escape from east lansing on other wireless connections. assholes.