Leila's Birthday Party
Where to begin?
I didnt think new years coulda been topped, but somehow last night was a bigger success. After much planning, all the neccasary elements were in placed for a great party: A case of yuengling, a case of smirnoff's, a case of smirnoff twists, a bottle of absolut, a bottle of everclear, a bottle of blackhouse, 2 packs of jack daniels watermelon twist, and about 20-30 people. A little soemthing that strikes my mind about everyone:
Alex: First one to show. could not drink due to problems from previous consumption of a CASE of vodka two weeks ago. Still smoked. Still here. It's almost 2pm.
Wink: Has been here the whole weekend. First one to pass out. Most trashed.
Jay and Marc Faulkner: Twins, showed up to create havoc. Earlier before the party, Marc actually sliced jay's hand open with a large sword.
Tom Wesier: Happy to see him. Still a loser (and I shall never forger my MBD shotglass)..but not allowed to use my garbage disposal...he actually got along with logic!
Tony Galante: Phila-Fuckin-Delphia!! Can you say Marlboro Menthol Lights! Woohoo....actually, see my later entry for Jules!
Fran and Kelly: Fran was a little more toned down than last time, kelly seemed to have fun...I dont know her too well, but she is a great girl from what ive seen. Fran seemed very interested in the NCAA game and not much else.
Teena and Dale: Reigning Beer Pong Champions! but dont think teena has ever played before? don't be fooled! She is the brains of this team. Also, she has "happy fingers" when it comes to my stomach....hee hee hee...thanks to her for the "sprinkles"...I def liked her mom's cupcakes, even if she pushed one up my nose.
Timmy and Holly: didnt really get a chance to talk to em. Timmy mixed some drinks and Holly sat and looked pretty. She is good at that. :P One of these times, I actually have to talk to her.
Tommy and Sandy: Late arrivals due to a nephews b-day party, two of my best friends, they know how to party, thats for sure. Hosted the late night smoke out in my room.
Amber and Bill: Came early, had fun...never a dull moment for them!! They left to go to Byberry Mental Institution for a nightcap, I gotta go back sometime.
Jim: Every party, ever. Jim is there. He finds a way. This kid does everything. Amazing he is still alive. I compare him to Ozzy Ousbourne.
Two random guys and random girl: Didnt really meet them. They kinda sat outside and chilled. I think one had a panda shirt on. Oh well.
KINJA!::Best back scratcher in the world! I swear, if I ever broke up with leila, im going out with kinja! She is the coolest, down to the awesome country shirt that I thought was hardcore!
Joe Roezick: Hands down, Funniest dude at the party. At one point, alex was on my bed making out with janelle and he filled a condom up with water and wanted to hit alex with it.
Jules: ended up making out with tony at the end of the night. now that was unexpected. But hey, regarless of leila's claims of her being a "lump"...i think she is a .....Fun Girl. :)
Janelle: never one to have a dull party, humped me a few times. Also was involved in my first 3-way kiss with her and my girlfriend....WooHoo. Anyways, smoked for the first time and got excessively drunk off liqour. I woulda expected nothing less. How many guys did she make out with last night?
Leila: The birthday girl. My girl! Happy Birthday baby. I hope you had a fun night!
I didnt think new years coulda been topped, but somehow last night was a bigger success. After much planning, all the neccasary elements were in placed for a great party: A case of yuengling, a case of smirnoff's, a case of smirnoff twists, a bottle of absolut, a bottle of everclear, a bottle of blackhouse, 2 packs of jack daniels watermelon twist, and about 20-30 people. A little soemthing that strikes my mind about everyone:
Alex: First one to show. could not drink due to problems from previous consumption of a CASE of vodka two weeks ago. Still smoked. Still here. It's almost 2pm.
Wink: Has been here the whole weekend. First one to pass out. Most trashed.
Jay and Marc Faulkner: Twins, showed up to create havoc. Earlier before the party, Marc actually sliced jay's hand open with a large sword.
Tom Wesier: Happy to see him. Still a loser (and I shall never forger my MBD shotglass)..but not allowed to use my garbage disposal...he actually got along with logic!
Tony Galante: Phila-Fuckin-Delphia!! Can you say Marlboro Menthol Lights! Woohoo....actually, see my later entry for Jules!
Fran and Kelly: Fran was a little more toned down than last time, kelly seemed to have fun...I dont know her too well, but she is a great girl from what ive seen. Fran seemed very interested in the NCAA game and not much else.
Teena and Dale: Reigning Beer Pong Champions! but dont think teena has ever played before? don't be fooled! She is the brains of this team. Also, she has "happy fingers" when it comes to my stomach....hee hee hee...thanks to her for the "sprinkles"...I def liked her mom's cupcakes, even if she pushed one up my nose.
Timmy and Holly: didnt really get a chance to talk to em. Timmy mixed some drinks and Holly sat and looked pretty. She is good at that. :P One of these times, I actually have to talk to her.
Tommy and Sandy: Late arrivals due to a nephews b-day party, two of my best friends, they know how to party, thats for sure. Hosted the late night smoke out in my room.
Amber and Bill: Came early, had fun...never a dull moment for them!! They left to go to Byberry Mental Institution for a nightcap, I gotta go back sometime.
Jim: Every party, ever. Jim is there. He finds a way. This kid does everything. Amazing he is still alive. I compare him to Ozzy Ousbourne.
Two random guys and random girl: Didnt really meet them. They kinda sat outside and chilled. I think one had a panda shirt on. Oh well.
KINJA!::Best back scratcher in the world! I swear, if I ever broke up with leila, im going out with kinja! She is the coolest, down to the awesome country shirt that I thought was hardcore!
Joe Roezick: Hands down, Funniest dude at the party. At one point, alex was on my bed making out with janelle and he filled a condom up with water and wanted to hit alex with it.
Jules: ended up making out with tony at the end of the night. now that was unexpected. But hey, regarless of leila's claims of her being a "lump"...i think she is a .....Fun Girl. :)
Janelle: never one to have a dull party, humped me a few times. Also was involved in my first 3-way kiss with her and my girlfriend....WooHoo. Anyways, smoked for the first time and got excessively drunk off liqour. I woulda expected nothing less. How many guys did she make out with last night?
Leila: The birthday girl. My girl! Happy Birthday baby. I hope you had a fun night!