Sep 26, 2006 01:01
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
---- Tuition
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
---- In a state that has more to offer than Ohio
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
---- I haven't ever
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
---- I don't dance when I'm drunk
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
---- Mrs. Hardway
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
---- night swimming in tuscany
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
---- a superhero
8. How many colleges did you attend?
---- uno
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
---- because i'm relaxing at home
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
---- FAKE WAR
11. If you could move anywhere...?
---- Italy
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
---- SNOOOOZER like 3 times
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
---- I can't think and go to sleep at the same time. It results in not sleeping
14. Favorite style of underwear?
---- boxer briefs
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
---- It depends on the girl. A universally accepted rule though is no granny panties, please
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
---- grocery shopping
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
---- mayhaps
18. Get up early or sleep in?
---- (agreed) It's circumstancial
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
---- Zim
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
---- Crossfire-style Debate sessions. I make her wear the bow tie
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
---- (Agreeee) that's obviously not a secret
22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?
---- on purpose or because i'm getting old?
23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yardsale?
---- I don't really keep a record of those things
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
---- corn beef
25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
---- ... wtf?
26. Beach or lake?
---- Yeah.. like.. the beach of a lake? or the beach of an ocean.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
---- Not entirely but.. it is a free country.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
---- i'm not at liberty to disclose such sensitive information
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
---- I do what I want
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
---- What's the point if nobody is supposed to know in the first place?
31. What's your drink?
---- irish carbomb
32. Cowboys or Indians
---- indians
33. Cops or Robbers?
---- robbers
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
---- it's usually all relative nowadays and there isn't really anymore black vs. white, a clear right and wrong. I sympathize.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
---- a mix of Cillian Murphy and Tom Welling
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
---- mix of Jack and Sawyer
37. What do you want when you are sick?
---- get better
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
---- The people i want to run into, i normally do enough already
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
---- whatever one my transpod needs to play my iPod over my car stereo on
40. Norm or Cliff?
---- I'll stick with Greyskull
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
---- Simpsons
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
---- I learned from most of them, I can't say any one thing in particular.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
---- Sometimes. When it's not the big black man.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
---- whoever created the O.C. and UWE BOLL. that guy is such a fucking deadman.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
---- I don't really feel great about eating with a famous person. I don't see any joy in woofing down food sitting with them. Unless it's Jessica Biel. Then I'd strongly insist that she take off her pants and let me put my plate on her ass.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
---- Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Rhona Mitra, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly, Elizabeth Chalk, Dany Verissimo.. that about covers it.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
---- no, i usually just use it to break doors and knock people out.
50. Last book you read for real?
---- Must've been Ender's Game.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
---- .... Yes.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
---- The bathroom is pretty scarey sometimes.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
---- I wouldn't go further south than San Diego. thems the pits.
54. Number of texts in a day?
---- barely 1
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
---- my answer is also neither.
56. Do you go to church?
---- man, I went once. That shit was scarey.
57. Pencil or pen?
---- depends. Pencil for drawing and Pen for writing.
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
---- i'm not amused.
59. How many jobs have you had?
---- 5?
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
---- make my brain work right.