"And I will have the...."

Mar 03, 2003 15:43

I had another strange dream. Well, this is beyond fucking strange. I think it's the worst out of all the ones that I remember.
It was in the form of a movie. I dreamt about Pat Morita(sensei from Karate Kid) and that Babu character from Seinfeld. Pat was a Limo driver and he was driving Babu in front of my place. They were talking about how to parallel park... and in one swift motion, Pat parked into a really tight spot. Babu was impressed and they continued with some small talk.
In the next scene, Pat is driving off in the sunset. Then, Babu is on a bicycle and he catches up with him. Babu talks about how he's so impressed, he wants to follow him on his trip. Morita talked about how he's talking a trip across Japan in the scene before. Apparently, Japan is 6000 miles long. In the scene after, Morita is not in his car, but he's jogging... with Babu still following him on that bike. They encounter some Japanese folk along the road, and some other random people. Their clothes change accordingly.
In the final scene, both Pat and Babu are on the bike. Suddenly, Pat falls and gets a face full of dirt. He dusts himself off... then Pat and Babu start jumping for joy about their 6,000 mile accomplishment. Now, for some reason, they are wearing KFC employee uniforms. Pat has a drumstick in his pocket, and he starts eating it. He throws out the leftover and walks into the KFC... The KFC happens to be on the side of a rural dirt road in the middle of no where.

Yea, I'm one fucked up individual.
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