show her you're that type of guy
it's 11pm on a saturday night. am i out, having dinner with nina hartley and carol queen after an amazingly hot party? no. i'm in my room, in my pajamas, filling out a survey on lj. my life is so fascinating, it hurts.
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
lol well aside from the one i've already sexed, yes. there are a few.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
well i've only had it in the wee hours of the morning, but i can probably go at any time of day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
middle-rightish.
4. Do you masturbate?
rofl. yes.
5. How often? Lately?
typically, 4-10 times a week? only once today so far, but getting the feeling that's going to change soon. (due, in no small part, to this fucking fic, oh my fucking god sogood)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lmao, once, yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
bathsssssssss. fuck, i swear, i'm going to kory's house and usurping her goddamn bathtub.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
not fucking yet.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yes. i'm shameless, dude.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
uhhh passive is not the word. submissive? yes pls. aggressive is also good. i'm a switch in that way.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
i love most people on my flist. =D but i'm not in romantic love with anyone currently.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
i know several irl.
13. Would you choose love or money?
depends on the situation.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
geez, apparently i'm really into face-riding. also, biting. and withholding orgasm.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
since i've only done it once, i'll reserve any answer on that for later?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
refer to above.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
we didn't get caught so much as there were two other people in the room the entire time....
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
indeed i have.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
lol no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
no, but maybe i will once i turn 21/get a fake
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
lol, yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
i prefer the term pansexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
no. definitely some heavy making out and gropeage.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
don't have a job. not havin much sex. no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
lmao, i think the people at good vibes know who i am. >.>
29. Bought something from an adult store?
yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes. many. and i only want many, many more. like the delight! it comes with a charger and is the most awesome thing EVER. or a little chroma!! so pritty.
...i totally have a problem. =(
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
ok, well, i have these. and also, this, sigh. i'm waiting to be able to use that one though. oh, and do handcuffs count as toys? because i definitely have a pair of these. I KNOW THEY'RE LEATHER BUT OMG SO HOT.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
depends on what you consider naughty, lmfao. more than a few people have photos of me naked, but there is no film of me doing anything ~dirty.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
lmao, no. i don't think i said any names at all.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
indeed i have.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
sho have.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
sho does.
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
i mean i haven't tried that many, but being on top is kind of amazingly awesome. although i really love being on my back and having the weight of someone else on me.
38. What's your favourite sex act?
haven't tried many, but haven't found one i don't love.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
no. but i will. =D
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
i think it's less about guts and more about who's bored enough to do this.
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
lol well aside from the one i've already sexed, yes. there are a few.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
well i've only had it in the wee hours of the morning, but i can probably go at any time of day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
middle-rightish.
4. Do you masturbate?
rofl. yes.
5. How often? Lately?
typically, 4-10 times a week? only once today so far, but getting the feeling that's going to change soon. (due, in no small part, to this fucking fic, oh my fucking god sogood)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lmao, once, yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
bathsssssssss. fuck, i swear, i'm going to kory's house and usurping her goddamn bathtub.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
not fucking yet.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yes. i'm shameless, dude.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
uhhh passive is not the word. submissive? yes pls. aggressive is also good. i'm a switch in that way.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
i love most people on my flist. =D but i'm not in romantic love with anyone currently.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
i know several irl.
13. Would you choose love or money?
depends on the situation.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
geez, apparently i'm really into face-riding. also, biting. and withholding orgasm.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
since i've only done it once, i'll reserve any answer on that for later?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
refer to above.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
we didn't get caught so much as there were two other people in the room the entire time....
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
indeed i have.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
lol no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
no, but maybe i will once i turn 21/get a fake
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
lol, yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
i prefer the term pansexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
no. definitely some heavy making out and gropeage.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
don't have a job. not havin much sex. no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
lmao, i think the people at good vibes know who i am. >.>
29. Bought something from an adult store?
yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes. many. and i only want many, many more. like the delight! it comes with a charger and is the most awesome thing EVER. or a little chroma!! so pritty.
...i totally have a problem. =(
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
ok, well, i have these. and also, this, sigh. i'm waiting to be able to use that one though. oh, and do handcuffs count as toys? because i definitely have a pair of these. I KNOW THEY'RE LEATHER BUT OMG SO HOT.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
depends on what you consider naughty, lmfao. more than a few people have photos of me naked, but there is no film of me doing anything ~dirty.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
lmao, no. i don't think i said any names at all.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
indeed i have.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
sho have.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
sho does.
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
i mean i haven't tried that many, but being on top is kind of amazingly awesome. although i really love being on my back and having the weight of someone else on me.
38. What's your favourite sex act?
haven't tried many, but haven't found one i don't love.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
no. but i will. =D
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
i think it's less about guts and more about who's bored enough to do this.