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I have developed a fear of bees thanks to the time I was on a bus and forgot my stop and ended up at the bus station. The bus driver said he would give me a lift back into town. So as I was getting off the bus I felt what was like a cigerette burn on my knee. I patted my legs down and felt a little moving lump in my skinny jeans. Panicking, and in a bus station full of men staring at me while I had a mini heart attack, I pulled down my pants to expose my Batman underwear when a little motherfucker BEE flew out of my pants.
This is what the mean bee did to me :(
1. How did the bee get into my skinny jeans?
2. How fucking long was it up there?
As you can imagine, I have an aneurysm every time a bee or wasp comes near me.