Battle of Eternity
Insane Pyro Monkeys, ride in on the Evil Clown Squirrels in Pink Tutus, to fight the Strange Moo Cows From Beyond that go “Meow” in a deep tone. The Chicows flee as the two engage in the Battle of Eternity. As they slaughter each other on the barren Fields of Might, the Cow-Chickens swarm in and devour all in sight. All is gone, but in the end the Chicows prevail and win the fight. Now all is ruled by the damn Chicows. Chickens who think there fucking cows.