Advertisement Idea # 17(a)
Yet another Random Encounter Advertisement... Complements of Miguel
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"Come see RANDOM ENCOUNTER Play some of your favorite Video Game and Anime tunes. Random is the name, Encounter them play! ALSO FREE CAKE COURTESY OF APERTURE SCIENCE INC!"
"You wanna see Random Encounter play your favorite video game tunes live? OF COURSE YOU DO! You haven't lived if you haven't seen one of their shows, you don't even exist if you haven't seen them play!!! Here's why: THEY COSPLAY ON STAGE! OH MY GOD, I'd Sell my left kidney just to seem those sweet sweet cosplays while PLAYING INSTRUMENTS!!! I JUST HAD A STROKE JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS! THATS HOW INTENSE THIS IS!!! DUDE, they like have an ACCORDION PLAYER how many people do you see play the accordion a day, NOT VERY MANY!!! You crap your pants over light blistering accordion solos, faster than DRAGONFORCE with speeds over 9,000!!! I'd punch babies just to see that! ROCK!!! YOU WANT TO ROCK? WE HAVE THE ROCK! TWIN GUITAR ASSAULT! So intense your entrails will crawl out of your throat and run to the bathroom, then flush itself...
LOUD DRUMZ OF DOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rhythmic assaults by a powerful necromancer who has the ability to raise an army of undead bagels to slaughter your family! SOOO NECRO! MAKES BLACK METAL SEEM LIKE A JOKE! Random Encounter also has its own mascot/butcher, SPARKLES THE BUTCHER!!! He can cut through any piece of flesh with his own custom made butcher kit (He made from biting his teeth into metal!) and will cut tons and tons of CHICKEN! OMG, I LOVE CHICKEN!! COME SEE US!!!"
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"Come see RANDOM ENCOUNTER Play some of your favorite Video Game and Anime tunes. Random is the name, Encounter them play! ALSO FREE CAKE COURTESY OF APERTURE SCIENCE INC!"
"You wanna see Random Encounter play your favorite video game tunes live? OF COURSE YOU DO! You haven't lived if you haven't seen one of their shows, you don't even exist if you haven't seen them play!!! Here's why: THEY COSPLAY ON STAGE! OH MY GOD, I'd Sell my left kidney just to seem those sweet sweet cosplays while PLAYING INSTRUMENTS!!! I JUST HAD A STROKE JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS! THATS HOW INTENSE THIS IS!!! DUDE, they like have an ACCORDION PLAYER how many people do you see play the accordion a day, NOT VERY MANY!!! You crap your pants over light blistering accordion solos, faster than DRAGONFORCE with speeds over 9,000!!! I'd punch babies just to see that! ROCK!!! YOU WANT TO ROCK? WE HAVE THE ROCK! TWIN GUITAR ASSAULT! So intense your entrails will crawl out of your throat and run to the bathroom, then flush itself...
LOUD DRUMZ OF DOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rhythmic assaults by a powerful necromancer who has the ability to raise an army of undead bagels to slaughter your family! SOOO NECRO! MAKES BLACK METAL SEEM LIKE A JOKE! Random Encounter also has its own mascot/butcher, SPARKLES THE BUTCHER!!! He can cut through any piece of flesh with his own custom made butcher kit (He made from biting his teeth into metal!) and will cut tons and tons of CHICKEN! OMG, I LOVE CHICKEN!! COME SEE US!!!"