Fun With Spam Mail
Thoughts about Spam Mail:
Why the hell did they mail me what I think is an herbal penis enlargment ad that's written in Spanish? I mean, I think it's Spanish. It's definatly not Moon Language. (And if you know that term, you're spending at least as much time as I am in 4-Chan.)
Half-Off Breast Enlargement. Okay... is that Half-Off the price... or Half-Off the enlargement? Maybe it's just one boob being larged. That could be akward.
I suddenly understand why there are so many Canadians in Florida for the winter, and so many Mexicans trying to cross north into the US. They're coming here to take back their medication that we bought from Canada and Mexico for such a super low price.
There's something disturbing about the idea of "herbal viagra". What happens if you feed a pet some of whatever plant it's derived from? BAD DOG, LET GO OF MY LEG!!!"
Maybe all these horny women on the internet should hook up with the guys selling herbal viagra. I can't help but wonder what is it about being a bored lonely housewife that makes their libido so damn high?
These diets they keep pushing at me tells me that I can lose up to 50 pounds in 6 weeks. If I lose 50 pounds, I'd be dead, given that for me to lose 50 pounds, I'd have to give up most of my internal organs, skeletal structure...
Rolex, and other luxury goods makers must be really overstocked with inventory, if they're selling "gieuine solid gold wtaches fore 75% of!!!". Maybe they're trying to sell it to raise money for proofreaders.
I'm mildly disappointed that my friend, the MINISTER OF FINANCE FOR NIGERIA hasn't e-mailed me as of late. I did so enjoy hearing of the CHANCE TO MAKE MILLIONS BY ALLOWING THE TRANSER OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
So, anyone have interesting tales of Spam to tell?
Why the hell did they mail me what I think is an herbal penis enlargment ad that's written in Spanish? I mean, I think it's Spanish. It's definatly not Moon Language. (And if you know that term, you're spending at least as much time as I am in 4-Chan.)
Half-Off Breast Enlargement. Okay... is that Half-Off the price... or Half-Off the enlargement? Maybe it's just one boob being larged. That could be akward.
I suddenly understand why there are so many Canadians in Florida for the winter, and so many Mexicans trying to cross north into the US. They're coming here to take back their medication that we bought from Canada and Mexico for such a super low price.
There's something disturbing about the idea of "herbal viagra". What happens if you feed a pet some of whatever plant it's derived from? BAD DOG, LET GO OF MY LEG!!!"
Maybe all these horny women on the internet should hook up with the guys selling herbal viagra. I can't help but wonder what is it about being a bored lonely housewife that makes their libido so damn high?
These diets they keep pushing at me tells me that I can lose up to 50 pounds in 6 weeks. If I lose 50 pounds, I'd be dead, given that for me to lose 50 pounds, I'd have to give up most of my internal organs, skeletal structure...
Rolex, and other luxury goods makers must be really overstocked with inventory, if they're selling "gieuine solid gold wtaches fore 75% of!!!". Maybe they're trying to sell it to raise money for proofreaders.
I'm mildly disappointed that my friend, the MINISTER OF FINANCE FOR NIGERIA hasn't e-mailed me as of late. I did so enjoy hearing of the CHANCE TO MAKE MILLIONS BY ALLOWING THE TRANSER OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
So, anyone have interesting tales of Spam to tell?