Why Firefox is the best porn browser

Oct 15, 2006 05:35

Yeah, someone showed me this site (http://www.squarefree.com/pornzilla/) and they said they saw it and it made them think of me.

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Why Firefox is the best porn browser

* Tabbed browsing, a faster alternative to multi-window browsing.
o When you open a link in a new tab, you can continue reading or clicking links in the original tab while the linked page loads.
o Unlike new browser windows, new tabs open instantly.
o You can quickly open a link in a new tab by Ctrl+clicking or middle-clicking the link.
* Control. Firefox blocks unrequested pop-ups and never allows web pages to create hard-to-close full-screen windows. Firefox gives you options to prevent web sites from resizing and focusing windows.
* Security. Malicious web sites can never install spyware without your permission. Wank in peace.
* Privacy. Everything you might want to clear in order to cover your tracks -- cookies, cache, download history, history -- is in one place in Options. Firefox even provides a "Clear All" button to clear all of this information quickly.
* Extensibility. The Pornzilla bookmarklets and extensions can improve your porn surfing experience far beyond what any browser vendor would dare.
* New windows open quickly.
* When you download a file and Firefox asks you to select a download filename and location, it starts downloading the file using a temporary name while it waits for your response.
* You can save video clips quickly by Alt+clicking the (thumbnail) link to the video clip. If you save video clips this way, Firefox won't even prompt you for a filename (unless you select "Ask me where to save every file" in the "Downloads" section of Firefox's Options).
* You can control whether videos are displayed in the browser window or saved in the "Downloads" section of Firefox's options.
* File > Save As... works for movies being displayed by the Quicktime plug-in.
* All visited URLs are shown in location bar autocomplete, so you can quickly see which galleries and which images you've seen within a given site.
* Firefox has an image-rendering library called "libpr0n" and a cute, unofficial mascot named Firefox-ko. Firefox grew out the Mozilla Suite, whose codename is "Seamonkey" (see monkey). One of Mozilla's slogans is "free the lizard".

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