Warning! There's been a recent outbreak of DHHTS, we're all at risk!
Warning, There's been a recend outbreak of the seldom fatal but often humiliating Dirty-Hairy-Hobbit-Toe-Syndrome (DHHTS). If you notice that your toes are dirty, or hairy, or both, get tested for DHHTS today, as these are both symptoms of DHHTS.
Until a certified MD tells you otherwise, do not chew on your toes or toe nails while symptoms persists, as doing so could lead to DHHLS, (Dirty Hairy Hobbit Lip Syndrome) and that shit is just gross.
This has been a message from the CTC (Center for Toe Control).
Until a certified MD tells you otherwise, do not chew on your toes or toe nails while symptoms persists, as doing so could lead to DHHLS, (Dirty Hairy Hobbit Lip Syndrome) and that shit is just gross.
This has been a message from the CTC (Center for Toe Control).