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Приехал из Токио, узнал и повидал много интересного о Японии - все расскажу. Заболел сильно, вчера вечером даже сил не было что-то написать. Пока расскажу как я канадскую девушку спасал =) Забавно вообще, потому выложу сюда.
Стало быть, написала мне (Я) девушко (Д) пару недель назад на фэйсбуке. Обычно разводилы - бабуины из южной африки со стандартным "я нашел тебя в интернете, помоги мне попилить ХХ млн долларов" или "у тебя умерла бабушка в Нигерии, я помогу получить наследство". Бабушка. в. долбаной. Нигерии. В Нигерии, Карл! За прошлый год недосчитался штук 15 бабушек. Но тут автор пошел дальше и общался со мной аж пару недель перед слезливой историей.
Переписка тут:
Д: Hello! we have not meet before but am just searching for old friends so i got your profile so it nice and i decided to add you up to know more about each other......And sorry where are you from?
Я: Hi! I am working in Japan now. And you?
Д: I am Sharon Live in Japan...but right now i am here in Russia. on a modeling seminar and i will be rite back in the next 7days from now. do you know where Russia is? have you ever been there? i would love us to know more about each other i am 25 years old and i do live alone. Do you got kids? i don't have kids single never been married
Я: Well I was born in Russia actually. In which town you are now? And where in Japan you live? Nope, I got no kids. I am too young and stupid for them. Are you originally from US?
Д: I am rite here in Ak-Dovurak in Russia....And i live in Tokyo...what about you?? And if you dont mind i will like to know much about your family too
Я: Ak-Dovurak? For real? This is so small village. What kind of conference you have there? I live in Kyoto prefecture. About family? What exactly?
Д: Hmmm i just want to be sure if it is true you were borne in Russia.....Anyways i am here in Xana Lyzhova...I was born in Canada and was raised there ,I lost my dad when I was 15yrs and it seems a very difficult but I thank God that I've gotten over it even though I still miss them so much. I'm the only child of my parent....Mom got married to another man and we relocated with him but sad i lost my mom 2 years ago,a day i will always remember in my life. I'm happy to be who i am today because of God....That is more about me...hope to hear from you again
Я: What is Xana Lyzhova? To be honest, I am really in doubt if you are in Ak-Dovyrak) I know this place
Д: Sorry i mean tver Russia...That is where i am rite now. Now i believe you i can see you know what you are saying. I am here on a modeling seminar in Russia Tokyo is where i will be back to when i finished the seminar
Я:What kind of seminar is that? Ak-dovyrak, Tver?
Д:hello
Я:hi
Д: i am not just happy rite here
Я: Where you are now by the way?
Д: I am still here in russia.
Я: I have thought you went there for one week only. what has happened?
Д: yeah i feel very sad and depressed, i think i might fall sick because of what happened to me today, i wish i could talk about it with you to ease my heart
Я:and what was that?
Д: what happen is that when trying to booked my flight with my credit card i notice that is not working i have try to do that about 10x but when i ring my credit company about it i was told that someone must have hacked my card and an identity theft was placed on my card
huh
Я:sounds bad. from which country is your credic card?
Д: and the investigation would be on when i get back,it shouldn't take more than 2days to refund my money but i have to be home before any solution could be done....I am not just happy rite now because the airline agent is insisting i gets the remaining funds before my flight can be scheduled. Card from Japan.... and i have less than $40 with me here and i have to pay a balance of $670 to the airline agent so they can book me on a next flight out
Я: which bank I mean? I can contact them
Д: all they are telling me was that i have to be home before any solution could be done and i shouldn't give out any of my details
Я: tell the bank name
Д: Mizuho Bank
Я: and in which town you are now?
Д: Tver city russia
Я: well, the easiest way for you will be to contact Moscow branch of Mizuho.
Д: I was told that i have to go to my branch and sort it out there is not they could down here
Я: well. if you dont want to do that - embassy will assist you with no doubt
Д: hey i am the one here and i am not happy with this mess here The embassy will only depot me to Canada where i am originally from
Я: yep, the one which went for a conference to Ak-Dovyrak (village in the middle of nowhere), Xana-Lyzhova (non-existing town), Tver (west) and with no other contacts. With no doubt, I believe. Then stay in Tver, still it is so nice there. I have a friend living there he can help you to get a good job. Yep, and start learning russian asap
Д: you want me to end my life in here
Я: why so pessimistic?
Д: Fuck you
Интересно было чем закончится. Честно, думал предложат зайти на сайт и ввести данные кредитки для подтверждения возраста.
Стало быть, написала мне (Я) девушко (Д) пару недель назад на фэйсбуке. Обычно разводилы - бабуины из южной африки со стандартным "я нашел тебя в интернете, помоги мне попилить ХХ млн долларов" или "у тебя умерла бабушка в Нигерии, я помогу получить наследство". Бабушка. в. долбаной. Нигерии. В Нигерии, Карл! За прошлый год недосчитался штук 15 бабушек. Но тут автор пошел дальше и общался со мной аж пару недель перед слезливой историей.
Переписка тут:
Д: Hello! we have not meet before but am just searching for old friends so i got your profile so it nice and i decided to add you up to know more about each other......And sorry where are you from?
Я: Hi! I am working in Japan now. And you?
Д: I am Sharon Live in Japan...but right now i am here in Russia. on a modeling seminar and i will be rite back in the next 7days from now. do you know where Russia is? have you ever been there? i would love us to know more about each other i am 25 years old and i do live alone. Do you got kids? i don't have kids single never been married
Я: Well I was born in Russia actually. In which town you are now? And where in Japan you live? Nope, I got no kids. I am too young and stupid for them. Are you originally from US?
Д: I am rite here in Ak-Dovurak in Russia....And i live in Tokyo...what about you?? And if you dont mind i will like to know much about your family too
Я: Ak-Dovurak? For real? This is so small village. What kind of conference you have there? I live in Kyoto prefecture. About family? What exactly?
Д: Hmmm i just want to be sure if it is true you were borne in Russia.....Anyways i am here in Xana Lyzhova...I was born in Canada and was raised there ,I lost my dad when I was 15yrs and it seems a very difficult but I thank God that I've gotten over it even though I still miss them so much. I'm the only child of my parent....Mom got married to another man and we relocated with him but sad i lost my mom 2 years ago,a day i will always remember in my life. I'm happy to be who i am today because of God....That is more about me...hope to hear from you again
Я: What is Xana Lyzhova? To be honest, I am really in doubt if you are in Ak-Dovyrak) I know this place
Д: Sorry i mean tver Russia...That is where i am rite now. Now i believe you i can see you know what you are saying. I am here on a modeling seminar in Russia Tokyo is where i will be back to when i finished the seminar
Я:What kind of seminar is that? Ak-dovyrak, Tver?
Д:hello
Я:hi
Д: i am not just happy rite here
Я: Where you are now by the way?
Д: I am still here in russia.
Я: I have thought you went there for one week only. what has happened?
Д: yeah i feel very sad and depressed, i think i might fall sick because of what happened to me today, i wish i could talk about it with you to ease my heart
Я:and what was that?
Д: what happen is that when trying to booked my flight with my credit card i notice that is not working i have try to do that about 10x but when i ring my credit company about it i was told that someone must have hacked my card and an identity theft was placed on my card
huh
Я:sounds bad. from which country is your credic card?
Д: and the investigation would be on when i get back,it shouldn't take more than 2days to refund my money but i have to be home before any solution could be done....I am not just happy rite now because the airline agent is insisting i gets the remaining funds before my flight can be scheduled. Card from Japan.... and i have less than $40 with me here and i have to pay a balance of $670 to the airline agent so they can book me on a next flight out
Я: which bank I mean? I can contact them
Д: all they are telling me was that i have to be home before any solution could be done and i shouldn't give out any of my details
Я: tell the bank name
Д: Mizuho Bank
Я: and in which town you are now?
Д: Tver city russia
Я: well, the easiest way for you will be to contact Moscow branch of Mizuho.
Д: I was told that i have to go to my branch and sort it out there is not they could down here
Я: well. if you dont want to do that - embassy will assist you with no doubt
Д: hey i am the one here and i am not happy with this mess here The embassy will only depot me to Canada where i am originally from
Я: yep, the one which went for a conference to Ak-Dovyrak (village in the middle of nowhere), Xana-Lyzhova (non-existing town), Tver (west) and with no other contacts. With no doubt, I believe. Then stay in Tver, still it is so nice there. I have a friend living there he can help you to get a good job. Yep, and start learning russian asap
Д: you want me to end my life in here
Я: why so pessimistic?
Д: Fuck you
Интересно было чем закончится. Честно, думал предложат зайти на сайт и ввести данные кредитки для подтверждения возраста.