C is for Cookie, it's good enough for me
I would like to do a big long post right now, but for fear of misspeaking/mistyping/miswhatevering, I'm going to refrain from doing so until tomorrow, when things will have been smoothed over a little bit. Hopefully.
But, lucky for you, I have filled out a big long stupid quiz thing for your reading pleasure:
The:
Last Cigarette: I try to avoid things that smell like butt. And cigarettes smell like butt. And butt is not a good thing to smell like.
Last Good Cry: Can’t remember my last “good” cry… but I actually cried a little two days ago, if that counts.
Last Library Book: Probably something from Trinity’s library. I tend to buy books a lot.
Last book bought: … that is, when I buy books.
Last Movie Rented: Labyrinth, heheh
Last Beverage Drank: glass of milk
Last Crush: erm… I’d get yelled at
Last CD Played: Stonesour… and I’m still missing the jewel case. Whoever I lent it to last is gonna die.
Last Item Bought: Either a ticket to see “The Village” (yawn) or a big fat plate of delicious Skyline Chili.
Last Annoyance: Travis marketing the get-together at his house tonight as a movie/videogame night and then having everyone play poker when I’m too tired and broke to do so… after ignoring everyone but his guitar. It wasn’t that big of a deal, but it was annoying.
Last Disappointment: They went home! Damn it!
Last Words Spoken: “Goodnight.” - to my little brother
Last Sleep: ended this morning at 9:34
Last Webpage Visited: besides livejournal, www.homestarrunner.com, for the first time in forever
*Ooooh... Look at all the stars....
Is Christina Aguilera a slut?: Unfortunately, yes. She was so much prettier as a nice girl, too.
Is Britney Spears a slut?: That’s the way her career is going.
Did O.J. do it?: My fourth grade teacher said so.
If you had to star in a same-sex love scene, who'd it be with?: Orlando Bloom, but only because he’s a pansy and I could push him around.
Opposite-sex love scene, who would it be?: Jennifer Connelly :D
Favorite author?: J.R.R. Tolkein truly mastered his craft… but I sorta like Dostoevsky too, despite all the unintelligible Russian names.
Favorite stand-up comedian?: I don’t watch enough stand up, unfortunately… which probably contributes to my non-funny-ness.
Favorite model?: that one Victoria’s Secret one… yeah, you know the one… hell, I don’t know what I’m talking about
Favorite Talk Show host?: Jon Stewart
*More about you.....
What do you do in your spare time?: eat, sleep, hang out
Do you have a webpage?: nope, discounting my LJ
Do you sleep in the nude?: I have before, but boxers tend to be more comfortable
What do u lie awake thinking about at night?: thoughts race through my head too fast for me to keep track of them. Hooray for insomnia!
How many things are there in you room that have to be plugged in?: more than a few but less than many
*All about your friends.....
How many people think u are their friend but secretly u can't stand them?: I don’t do that to people… and I like almost everybody, anyway.
How many of your LiveJournal friends list do you actually know In Real Life: Everybody, I think
Who do you avoid answering the phone when they call?: No one. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t screen my calls. Either I’ve left my cell phone in some random part of the house and forgotten I left it on, or I just don’t notice it vibrating. The vibrate function’s really weak.
Who do you wonder how you became friends in the first place?: I remember how I became friends with all of my good buddies… every one else just started as a member of my fan club.
How many people from high school do u still talk to?: Not as many as I’d like, but still more than a few.
How many people from middle school do you still talk to?: A very small percentage, but I don’t mind. We’ve all gone our separate ways by this point, and there are always class reunions.
*Social Life......
Do you talk during movies?: Stupid comments, made quietly, yes. Actual conversations, no. People who do that need to shut up or die.
*Favorite......
Pop Princess: I don’t really care so long as their music videos are on mute. ;)
Boy Band: OH LFO! I EVEN KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE RAP PARTS!
Rocker Chick: are all awesome. Period.
Rapper?: Ludacris and Outkast both crack me up
*Fill in the blanks.....
Beavis and______: Butthead
Run_____: away from the hungry green monster behind you.
Do you have a______: hamburger?
My name is______: huh?
I am______: Iron Man!
Can I ______ you: punchisize
______ a tree: climb
______ Lullibies: Disney
I play the______: bass guitar… or wish I did, at least.
Pass the______: ketchup.
Kill me______: now!
Do______: have some more tea.
I have to______: pee.
I feel______: hungry.
I______you: love
Jump for______: joy
______ me: love
Love is______: difficult
To be scared is______: not a good thing.
I have a______: belly button!
Tick______: tock goes the clock.
Ass and ______: um… more ass?
My job is to______: rock you like a hurricane!
Kiss______: my butt.
Blue_____: christmas, without you
Don't let the door______: lock with your keys still inside
Mother and______: daughter
Siblings______: fight a lot
Hump______: me.
2. Were you named after anyone? My uncle
5. Do you like your handwriting? Yeah, especially because everyone else can’t read it
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? turkey
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Yeah, I own all of the Creed CD’s… look, their guitarist kicks ass, okay?
12. Do looks matter? Yes, but not as much as everyone thinks.
13. How do you release anger? I don’t.
15. Do you trust others easily? Much too easily.
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? My tiny little plastic dinosaurs that I would bury in the sandbox out back
17. What class in school do think is totally useless? Music, art, and library were completely useless back in grade school because no one was actually interested in taking them
18. Do you have a journal? yeah
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Not as well as I’d like to, but yeah
25. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I have to… otherwise they won’t come off
27. Shoe size? 15
29. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I still have a little bit of acne that just won’t go away… I should have grown out of that by now
30. Who do you miss most? My dad is hardly ever home.
35. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? A deep, rich blue
58. Are you married or do you want to get married? I’d like to at some point, but that’s tough to think about now
59. Do you have any kids or do you want to have kids? I don’t really like kids too much, but babies and toddlers are cool… yknow, before they start getting annoying?
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
01 - being left alone
02 - inevitability
03 - the way the world is going
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
01 - Love
02 - Faith
03 - Physics
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
01 - to love and be loved in return… I know it’s sappy, so shut up
02 - be in a band
03 - learn a form of martial arts
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - my hair, and I don’t care what you people say
02 - my jaw
03 - my height
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - my slight build
02 - my feet
03 - how I simply will not tan, period
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
01 - I’m a National Merit Scholar but don’t want to brag about it… the only reason I’m putting it here is because I’m sure no one will actually read this.
02 - I know all the words to “Jump” by House of Pain.
03 - I lied to a therapist once.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
01 - Japan
02 - England
03 - New York… or maybe Boston
THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
01 - Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike
02 - Lady Delaware
03 - Mop Ogre (the Turd the Monkey the Third)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
01 - Thorough924
02 - masterhiggins
03 - etherwulf
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: I have been bitten several times
x. Been to NYC: nope, but I’d like to
x. California: once, two years ago
x. Florida: a couple times
x. Alaska: nope, thank God
x. Had an imaginary friend: do the voices in my head count?
RANDOM
x. Things you like in a girl/guy: similar music tastes, pretty eyes, good sense of humor, easy to make conversation with, doesn’t mind my random dumbness, fun to be around, likes hugs
x. Do you have a crush on someone: NO! teehee giggle giggle ::scampers off::
x. Future daughter's name: Julie or Lelia
x. Future son's name: Robert or Kyle
x. Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous: Righty
EXTRA STUFF
x. What type automobile do you drive: red ’97 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP… I love my baby
x. Are you timely or always late: I don’t think I’ve ever been “right on time” in my life. I’m always either really really early or a few minutes late.
Peace.
But, lucky for you, I have filled out a big long stupid quiz thing for your reading pleasure:
The:
Last Cigarette: I try to avoid things that smell like butt. And cigarettes smell like butt. And butt is not a good thing to smell like.
Last Good Cry: Can’t remember my last “good” cry… but I actually cried a little two days ago, if that counts.
Last Library Book: Probably something from Trinity’s library. I tend to buy books a lot.
Last book bought: … that is, when I buy books.
Last Movie Rented: Labyrinth, heheh
Last Beverage Drank: glass of milk
Last Crush: erm… I’d get yelled at
Last CD Played: Stonesour… and I’m still missing the jewel case. Whoever I lent it to last is gonna die.
Last Item Bought: Either a ticket to see “The Village” (yawn) or a big fat plate of delicious Skyline Chili.
Last Annoyance: Travis marketing the get-together at his house tonight as a movie/videogame night and then having everyone play poker when I’m too tired and broke to do so… after ignoring everyone but his guitar. It wasn’t that big of a deal, but it was annoying.
Last Disappointment: They went home! Damn it!
Last Words Spoken: “Goodnight.” - to my little brother
Last Sleep: ended this morning at 9:34
Last Webpage Visited: besides livejournal, www.homestarrunner.com, for the first time in forever
*Ooooh... Look at all the stars....
Is Christina Aguilera a slut?: Unfortunately, yes. She was so much prettier as a nice girl, too.
Is Britney Spears a slut?: That’s the way her career is going.
Did O.J. do it?: My fourth grade teacher said so.
If you had to star in a same-sex love scene, who'd it be with?: Orlando Bloom, but only because he’s a pansy and I could push him around.
Opposite-sex love scene, who would it be?: Jennifer Connelly :D
Favorite author?: J.R.R. Tolkein truly mastered his craft… but I sorta like Dostoevsky too, despite all the unintelligible Russian names.
Favorite stand-up comedian?: I don’t watch enough stand up, unfortunately… which probably contributes to my non-funny-ness.
Favorite model?: that one Victoria’s Secret one… yeah, you know the one… hell, I don’t know what I’m talking about
Favorite Talk Show host?: Jon Stewart
*More about you.....
What do you do in your spare time?: eat, sleep, hang out
Do you have a webpage?: nope, discounting my LJ
Do you sleep in the nude?: I have before, but boxers tend to be more comfortable
What do u lie awake thinking about at night?: thoughts race through my head too fast for me to keep track of them. Hooray for insomnia!
How many things are there in you room that have to be plugged in?: more than a few but less than many
*All about your friends.....
How many people think u are their friend but secretly u can't stand them?: I don’t do that to people… and I like almost everybody, anyway.
How many of your LiveJournal friends list do you actually know In Real Life: Everybody, I think
Who do you avoid answering the phone when they call?: No one. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t screen my calls. Either I’ve left my cell phone in some random part of the house and forgotten I left it on, or I just don’t notice it vibrating. The vibrate function’s really weak.
Who do you wonder how you became friends in the first place?: I remember how I became friends with all of my good buddies… every one else just started as a member of my fan club.
How many people from high school do u still talk to?: Not as many as I’d like, but still more than a few.
How many people from middle school do you still talk to?: A very small percentage, but I don’t mind. We’ve all gone our separate ways by this point, and there are always class reunions.
*Social Life......
Do you talk during movies?: Stupid comments, made quietly, yes. Actual conversations, no. People who do that need to shut up or die.
*Favorite......
Pop Princess: I don’t really care so long as their music videos are on mute. ;)
Boy Band: OH LFO! I EVEN KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE RAP PARTS!
Rocker Chick: are all awesome. Period.
Rapper?: Ludacris and Outkast both crack me up
*Fill in the blanks.....
Beavis and______: Butthead
Run_____: away from the hungry green monster behind you.
Do you have a______: hamburger?
My name is______: huh?
I am______: Iron Man!
Can I ______ you: punchisize
______ a tree: climb
______ Lullibies: Disney
I play the______: bass guitar… or wish I did, at least.
Pass the______: ketchup.
Kill me______: now!
Do______: have some more tea.
I have to______: pee.
I feel______: hungry.
I______you: love
Jump for______: joy
______ me: love
Love is______: difficult
To be scared is______: not a good thing.
I have a______: belly button!
Tick______: tock goes the clock.
Ass and ______: um… more ass?
My job is to______: rock you like a hurricane!
Kiss______: my butt.
Blue_____: christmas, without you
Don't let the door______: lock with your keys still inside
Mother and______: daughter
Siblings______: fight a lot
Hump______: me.
2. Were you named after anyone? My uncle
5. Do you like your handwriting? Yeah, especially because everyone else can’t read it
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? turkey
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Yeah, I own all of the Creed CD’s… look, their guitarist kicks ass, okay?
12. Do looks matter? Yes, but not as much as everyone thinks.
13. How do you release anger? I don’t.
15. Do you trust others easily? Much too easily.
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? My tiny little plastic dinosaurs that I would bury in the sandbox out back
17. What class in school do think is totally useless? Music, art, and library were completely useless back in grade school because no one was actually interested in taking them
18. Do you have a journal? yeah
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Not as well as I’d like to, but yeah
25. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I have to… otherwise they won’t come off
27. Shoe size? 15
29. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I still have a little bit of acne that just won’t go away… I should have grown out of that by now
30. Who do you miss most? My dad is hardly ever home.
35. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? A deep, rich blue
58. Are you married or do you want to get married? I’d like to at some point, but that’s tough to think about now
59. Do you have any kids or do you want to have kids? I don’t really like kids too much, but babies and toddlers are cool… yknow, before they start getting annoying?
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
01 - being left alone
02 - inevitability
03 - the way the world is going
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
01 - Love
02 - Faith
03 - Physics
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
01 - to love and be loved in return… I know it’s sappy, so shut up
02 - be in a band
03 - learn a form of martial arts
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - my hair, and I don’t care what you people say
02 - my jaw
03 - my height
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - my slight build
02 - my feet
03 - how I simply will not tan, period
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
01 - I’m a National Merit Scholar but don’t want to brag about it… the only reason I’m putting it here is because I’m sure no one will actually read this.
02 - I know all the words to “Jump” by House of Pain.
03 - I lied to a therapist once.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
01 - Japan
02 - England
03 - New York… or maybe Boston
THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
01 - Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike
02 - Lady Delaware
03 - Mop Ogre (the Turd the Monkey the Third)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
01 - Thorough924
02 - masterhiggins
03 - etherwulf
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: I have been bitten several times
x. Been to NYC: nope, but I’d like to
x. California: once, two years ago
x. Florida: a couple times
x. Alaska: nope, thank God
x. Had an imaginary friend: do the voices in my head count?
RANDOM
x. Things you like in a girl/guy: similar music tastes, pretty eyes, good sense of humor, easy to make conversation with, doesn’t mind my random dumbness, fun to be around, likes hugs
x. Do you have a crush on someone: NO! teehee giggle giggle ::scampers off::
x. Future daughter's name: Julie or Lelia
x. Future son's name: Robert or Kyle
x. Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous: Righty
EXTRA STUFF
x. What type automobile do you drive: red ’97 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP… I love my baby
x. Are you timely or always late: I don’t think I’ve ever been “right on time” in my life. I’m always either really really early or a few minutes late.
Peace.