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Aug 27, 2005 14:18

guess what happened just moments ago...i had to break-in to my own house. your proabably wondering how...well, hes how the story goes-

i was over at abbies house and my mom called saying that when i got home that they would leave the back door open for me because they weren't going to be back home until 4. Well, i got home from abbies house around 2 and i signaled to abbie and her dad from the front door that they didn't have to wait for me to get inside because i would be going to the back door, so they drive off. i walk around to the back door and guess what, the freakin door, is locked. And my parents say i'm forgetful. hypocrits.
anyways, lucky for me, one of the windows on the door was broken, thanks to chloe, and i could open the door from the outside. knowing my luck, the back door has a really crappy lock on it so it is really really really really hard to open. to try to open the door i stuck half of my body through the broken window in the door. i couldn't seem to get the door open with me in a really ocward position with my ass sticking up in the air. then i tried to climb through the window but i couldn't get my god damn hips through the window. then i tried to turn the lock another way to see if it would go, but it wouldn't move. then i tried banging the mob when a watercolor set of mine that i could reach too. it sorta worked actually, and then i get piised off cause my parents totally forgot about me and i threw the watercolor set on the ground and started cursing cuase i was pissed off. you would have too. then i gave it one last push on the mob and it finaly moved from "lock" to "unlock" . it was a miracle. i bet one of the nieghbors was proably watching me the whole time and thought i was a robber and i bet they called the cops, so i'm waiting on the arrival of some policemen...i hope not.
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