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Jun 14, 2016 09:28

In the restaurant.
- I would like to have chicken burger with French fries and soda, please.
- Sure, I immoderately put it in my calendar.

Boarding on the largest airplan in the world.
- Now we starting boarding group 378. Sir, you are from group 197869, please, wait for your turn.

More boarding.
- Attention please, we are starting boarding holders of the golden, silver, platinum card, red with yellow strips, polka dots, tile and maroon, cards with cute animals, priority members, special, extraordinary, and favorite group members, members with inferiority complex, anonymous singers, and peoples who think they are hats.

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