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A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
'
She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.
'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.
'
She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.
'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.
'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish.
'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
'
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
'
She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.
'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.
'
She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.
'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.
'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish.
'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
'