The Heir-Head makes a wee-accident.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
So my mom has a subscription to Enquirer (that celebrity gossip magazine). I was sitting on the can looking it over (because the only time reading the Enquirer is interesting is when you're taking a dump) and I read that Paris Hilton took a piss in the backseat of a cab when she was drunk. Haha, and it further states that the cabbie saved the towel that he wiped the mess up with as evidence. Crazy sick bastard. What's this world coming to?!
So my mom has a subscription to Enquirer (that celebrity gossip magazine). I was sitting on the can looking it over (because the only time reading the Enquirer is interesting is when you're taking a dump) and I read that Paris Hilton took a piss in the backseat of a cab when she was drunk. Haha, and it further states that the cabbie saved the towel that he wiped the mess up with as evidence. Crazy sick bastard. What's this world coming to?!